One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme
sacrifice and gave up beans. Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work.
Since I lived in the countryside I called my husband and told
him that I would be late because I had to walk home. On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was more than I could stand. With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans. All the way home, I made sure that I released all the gas.Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and
exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight."
He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner
table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang.He made me promise not to
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