All categories - 22 January 2007

Firstly, let me say I have visited America and like Americans...they always seem to be very friendly...but their celebrities?
All the American guests have been very boring characters. Last show, Dennis Rodman (boring), Tracey Bingham (boring). This year Jermain Jackson (boring) and Dirk (or should that be Dick) Benedict (beyond boring).
The only interesting character was Jackie Stallone. Now there's a woman!
Keep it to the Brits. At least they know how to have a laugh.

2007-01-22 01:01:00 · 14 answers · asked by gaz 3 in Celebrities

The electric ignitor is out AGAIN, this would make it the 2nd time it has done this, what would cause the ingnitor to go out? the furnace is blowing not cold air, but not hot air. since the furnace is electric, no gas is coming out, it is just blowing normal air, not heated, like i said before this has happend before.
why would it go out again?!?!

2007-01-22 01:01:00 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

before everyone starts telling me the only "real" way to lose weight is to eat less and exercise...i know this. I am just wondering if dexatrim helps curb appetite while I am eating less and exercising. thanks everyone :-)

2007-01-22 01:00:58 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

i mean there's acid rain can it freeze and turn into acid snow? just wondering.

2007-01-22 01:00:40 · 7 answers · asked by Grilled cheese lover 2 in Weather

I am visiting Sydney in Feb for 2 weeks - is the nightlife any good, can people recommend good bars and clubs?

2007-01-22 01:00:39 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sydney

item unable update is "Security update for Flash Player(KB923789) this comes up each time I log off.

2007-01-22 01:00:27 · 1 answers · asked by DENNIS B 1 in Security

When you're about to bite a steak, have you ever imagined the suffering of the agonizing cow?

When you ate bacons in your breakfast, ever wondered about the last squeals of that pig?

I know it sounds funny, even ridiculous. But because of such silly things, I just cannot eat meat any more.

Has this happened to anyone else?

2007-01-22 01:00:26 · 24 answers · asked by tlakkamond 4 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-01-22 01:00:23 · 8 answers · asked by Julie C (little ninja) 1 in South Africa

http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/bodily-functions/nursing/goat-suckling/

2007-01-22 01:00:18 · 4 answers · asked by sheepmindweour 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Actual misphrased excerpts from student science exam papers
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.

Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.

The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.

The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.

To remove air from a flask, fill it with water, tip the water out, and put the cork in quick before the air can get back in.

The process of turning steam back into water again is called conversation.

A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.

The Earth makes one resolution every 24 hours.

The cuckoo bird does not lay his own eggs.

To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.

Parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one or both of them.

Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you are talking about.

Geometry teaches us to bisex angles.

A circle is a line which meets its other end without ending.

The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.

The moon is a planet just like the Earth, only it is even deader.

We believe that the reptiles came from the amphibians by spontaneous generation and study of rocks.

English sparrows and starlings eat the farmers grain and soil his corpse.

By self-pollination, the farmer may get a flock of long-haired sheep.

If conditions are not favorable, bacteria go into a period of adolescence.

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

Vegetative propagation is the process by which one individual manufactures another individual by accident.

A super-saturated solution is one that holds more than it can hold.

A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle.

Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

A person should take a bath once in the summer, and not quite so often in the winter.

The hookworm larvae enters the human body through the soul.

When you haven't got enough iodine in your blood you get a glacier.

It is a well-known fact that a deceased body harms the mind.

Humans are more intelligent than beasts because the human branes have more convulsions.

For fainting: rub the person's chest, or if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead.

For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently back and forth.

For dog bite: put the dog away for several days. If he has not recovered, then kill it.

For nosebleed: put the nose much lower than the body.

For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down to make artificial perspiration.

To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.

For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops in your throat.

For snakebites: bleed the wound and rape the victim in a blanket for shock.

For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.

Bar magnets have north and south poles, horseshoe magnets have east and west poles.

When water freezes you can walk on it. That is what Christ did long ago in wintertime.

When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

2007-01-22 01:00:16 · 5 answers · asked by Eye of the Beholder 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-22 01:00:00 · 1 answers · asked by Gautam M 2 in Hyderabad

every time you are exerted on different thoughts that may on porfession either in personnal life.

2007-01-22 00:59:59 · 11 answers · asked by pra_rup 1 in Psychology

2007-01-22 00:59:55 · 11 answers · asked by urdirtylittlesecret 1 in Singles & Dating

which is the best beauty parlour or clinic in bangalore

2007-01-22 00:59:54 · 4 answers · asked by click2answer 1 in Bangalore

Im working out and I was wondering how much is possible that body will use and not waste in an hour thanks

2007-01-22 00:59:53 · 5 answers · asked by floatingkeg99 1 in Diet & Fitness

i am only about 8 weeks preg and am not sure if a virus will affect my baby's development

2007-01-22 00:59:45 · 16 answers · asked by Meliskell 2 in Pregnancy

Too many filthy men of religion around again

2007-01-22 00:59:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My daughter is 2 and a half and was well on her way with using the potty. Over the past few days she has started going to the washroom in her underwear over and over again...is this normal?

2007-01-22 00:59:43 · 9 answers · asked by lolli_pop69_2001 3 in Toddler & Preschooler

And got embarassed?

2007-01-22 00:59:42 · 20 answers · asked by Drama Llama My Dude 1 in Polls & Surveys

My 2 favorites are 7th Heaven &The Game!!!!

2007-01-22 00:59:36 · 10 answers · asked by Yamin4ever 4 in Television

Any good household mixtures that causes good explosions like potassium and water, or alcohol and chlorine, or mentos and diet coke, or vinegar and baking soda? (don't metion any dry ice bombs, i know all of those)

2007-01-22 00:59:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

My kitchen has a fluorescent light fixture in the ceiling (the circular 2-ring kind). It sometimes takes as long as 2 hours to actually turn on after I flip the switch. Does this indicate that the bulb is bad and/or dying, or is there another suggestion as to what is wrong?
Thanks

2007-01-22 00:59:28 · 7 answers · asked by jcdvt 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

I am looking for a heating engineer to fix a broken boiler in Islington, London.Most of them seem to try to rip me of and do bad job. So if you know a good one, please give me his details, I will be sooooo thankful!

2007-01-22 00:59:27 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-01-22 00:59:18 · 18 answers · asked by mrmrgemini 1 in Pregnancy

2007-01-22 00:59:12 · 3 answers · asked by Snowbeast 1 in Women's Football

i've handed in an assignment that i have given to the lecture before. its a similar question and just couldnt come up with new stuff. i changed the layout of the assignment and inserted some new stuff. for example a sentence that was at the end of paragraph in old assignment i put in middle or start of paragraph in this and added in some new references and experience but its pretty much the same text. is this exceptable. has anyone else ever done something like this.

2007-01-22 00:59:06 · 4 answers · asked by Shannyn 5 in Higher Education (University +)

have you ever been driving and someone in front of you in the left side lane won't move and is going the same speed as someone in the slower lane? doesn't this piss you off? please....if this is you.......move aside. what dif does it make if your behind someone going the same speed as you. some people have to get someweres a bit faster.......thats why generally its called the fast lane....or passing lane. so you can PASS. anyone else get annoyed by this?

2007-01-22 00:59:04 · 9 answers · asked by Jody SweetG 5 in Commuting

2007-01-22 00:59:03 · 2 answers · asked by zaidita25 1 in Pregnancy