All categories - 21 January 2007

About a year ago, I had to stay in a hospital overnight for stomach pains. I got up in the middle of the night, and while I was in the hallway, my gown snagged on a laundry cart and ripped clean off me, while the orderly didn't notice!

In a panic, I had to run BUCK NAKED straight down the hall to my room, and a nurse noticed this, and came to my room and offered to get me a new gown with a smile on her face while I hit under my bed covers.

If YOU had been that nurse, what could you have said to make me blush about that one?

2007-01-21 14:54:48 · 6 answers · asked by Edward 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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2007-01-21 14:54:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-21 14:54:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I wanted to do jello for cytoplasm...
but everybodys doing that and i want a good grade...
and besides... we're not allowed to mix jello and chocolate, and i like chocolate better, so no jello...
i was thinking chocolate chips for ribosomes, but im clueless on the rest :[
please help!
>:[ i know my science teachers going crazy with cell projects!

2007-01-21 14:54:37 · 3 answers · asked by help! 1 in Biology

i need help! ok so i like this guy in my gym class, but i dont know him at all(well i do know his name). so i guess you can infer that he dosent know me. how can i get to know him?

2007-01-21 14:54:36 · 4 answers · asked by Natalia! 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

I ran into a pole at work today and bumped my head a good one. My employer just kinda smiled. I worked my full shift even though I have a terrible headache. I didn't get a chance to put ice on it much because I was so busy ringing customers. I am home now but feel really dizzy. Am I over reacting?

2007-01-21 14:54:34 · 7 answers · asked by reallyfedup 5 in Injuries

Anyone know of a good MAC program specifically for novel/creative writing? aside form microsoft word of course. blech.

2007-01-21 14:54:30 · 3 answers · asked by Guy 1 in Software

2007-01-21 14:54:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-21 14:54:15 · 11 answers · asked by Babee : ] 2 in Movies

2007-01-21 14:54:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

What is the best way to ask a guy out? Please take note that I am waaaaaay shy and....well yea respond ASAP plz.

2007-01-21 14:54:14 · 5 answers · asked by gmnastcsrocks 2 in Friends

what can i make with marshmallows and brownie mix?!

lol

2007-01-21 14:54:07 · 5 answers · asked by CraZyyCraZyy310 1 in Cooking & Recipes

He said he still loved me right after we broke up. I don't know if that means anything. Other strange things have happend. Either he tries to be friends with me and then I avoid him. Or I'm trying to be friends with him and he avoids me. Is there any way to tell if he's still intrested?

2007-01-21 14:54:06 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

I'm praying for the Lord to direct me to a God Fearing Church in Illinois. Most of the churches I've come across are very cold, dogmatic, and superficial, or they are so liberal, that scriptures are twisted to fill the church and attract members.

OR

The Churches are very cliquish, in the sense that they lack diversity. So you must fit a certain ethnic group, dress style, or income bracket to be accepted. I'd prefer a non-denominational Church which stresses the teaching of God's Word, but I'm open to denominations if they follow ALL of God's Word(haven't found any yet).

No Word of Faith, or other prosperity led churches, that teach Christians that God is to be "used" for our purposes. I'm willing to pass mega and/or popular churches to find a Bible Based church. I don't care what the church looks like, or how many members it has....only that it's in agreement with scripture and the Lord.

I'm near the Northwest Suburbs, but open to areas that are far North or West. Thanks.

2007-01-21 14:54:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

the T in T-Shirt really mean?

2007-01-21 14:54:00 · 6 answers · asked by Tek ~aka~Legs! 7 in Polls & Surveys

Which means before we were created we were already destined to lose out on His amazing grace. Oh well I guess it's just another part of his great plan for us all.

2007-01-21 14:53:59 · 9 answers · asked by Atlas 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I like Jerry Seinfeld, andrew dice clay and conan o'brien...

2007-01-21 14:53:57 · 7 answers · asked by GOP - Going Out of Power 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-21 14:53:51 · 4 answers · asked by kateyes 1 in Mathematics

I just wanted to know if anyone has any codes or coupons to share with for Fredericks. I want to order something online but i would like to save some money too. Or are there any online sites that gives you codes for discounts?

2007-01-21 14:53:51 · 4 answers · asked by QueenKika 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-01-21 14:53:48 · 10 answers · asked by Jerry J 1 in Las Vegas

2007-01-21 14:53:47 · 7 answers · asked by kitkatnatperez 1 in Magazines

like driving in a car

2007-01-21 14:53:45 · 4 answers · asked by sadiesamkurby 2 in Other - Computers

I bought four ghost shrimp about a month ago, and noticed that one had an odd green lump in his head. I thought nothing of it, and that shrimp seems to have grown the fastest, but now the lump has grown giant. It seems to consist of green eggs, and is INSIDE the body of the shrimp near the head. DOes anyone know what those are, and if they and harmful, what to do about it?

2007-01-21 14:53:32 · 3 answers · asked by Nick K 1 in Fish

I am 6'3 about 195lbs and am already a big eater. I normally eat a good amount per day and was wondering if I will be able to gain a good amount of muscle mass while continuing to eat the same and probably adding in some more protein through either shakes or bars or more eggs?

I will be doing the Rippetoe's workout which is a 3 day workout that consists of squats, bench presses, deadlifts, military press, and pendlay rows (Suppose to do dips and chinups too but I don't really have the equipment to do so at this point).

I just basically want to build up some muscle mass with no real time constraint. I want to start working out as a hobby and keep the 3 day routine as a normal part of my life. I don't want to go to any extremes and take a bunch of supplements or anything like that. Is this do-able just eating a good amount and adding in some protein? Keep in mind my goal isn't to lose weight or anything.

2007-01-21 14:53:31 · 1 answers · asked by ztec 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-01-21 14:53:30 · 1 answers · asked by akela 1 in Printers

2007-01-21 14:53:30 · 10 answers · asked by Kourtnye L 1 in Astronomy & Space

I found cast iron pots and they are rusty can they be used if so how can I clean them.

2007-01-21 14:53:29 · 26 answers · asked by girlygirl 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

I really like this guy. Before break we spoke so much and not to mention flirted constantly. But now its just hi and bye and sometimes more if i initiate the conversation. I do catch him looking at me but how come we just stopped. I was so convinced he was gonna ask me out.

2007-01-21 14:53:24 · 17 answers · asked by Chimmy C 2 in Singles & Dating

My b/fs gets nervous in front of a lot of people but still want them involved some how. if its ok how do you go about inviteing them to reception only deals?

2007-01-21 14:53:15 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Weddings

i found a piece of paper with a 10 digit # on it. it uses every # from 0-9. the 1st 2 digits makes a # divisible by 2, the first three digits divisible by 3, and so on. the number is divisible by 0 and the first # is 3. what is it?

2007-01-21 14:53:14 · 11 answers · asked by R ♥ I ♥ P ♥ Casey Calvert 3 in Jokes & Riddles