About a year ago, I had to stay in a hospital overnight for stomach pains. I got up in the middle of the night, and while I was in the hallway, my gown snagged on a laundry cart and ripped clean off me, while the orderly didn't notice!
In a panic, I had to run BUCK NAKED straight down the hall to my room, and a nurse noticed this, and came to my room and offered to get me a new gown with a smile on her face while I hit under my bed covers.
If YOU had been that nurse, what could you have said to make me blush about that one?
2007-01-21 14:54:48 · 6 answers · asked by Edward 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im used to seeing naked people ... dont worry .. i didnt see a thing at all
2007-01-24 22:36:34 · answer #1 · answered by Trish S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have a 3 year old son at home who is hung better than that.
Note: My mom said this to a streaker who ran thru her restraunt when she was a waitress back in the 1970's when streaking was popular. All the customers laughed.
2007-01-21 23:16:34 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Mojo Risin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me, but streaking hour doesn't start for another 30 minutes.
2007-01-21 23:06:08 · answer #3 · answered by Mystical Illusions 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry - it's against hospital rules to run around in your birthday suit!@~
2007-01-21 23:14:47 · answer #4 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't realize it was that cold in here.
2007-01-22 00:05:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
is that a catheder, or are you happy to see me?
2007-01-21 23:24:30 · answer #6 · answered by thiiiis chick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋