this is a greek joke. here in greece, when something goes wrong, we say arheethia, which is like s**t. the exact translation is actually testicles.
so, one day there are two bums walking down the street, and they see an old woman trying to cross the street, but she cant.
she sees the two bums and tells them that if they help her across the street, she will reward them. so they help her and she gives them each three eggs.she tells them every time they break an egg, they have a wish. so they take the eggs and each goes to their separate alleys. the first bum goes to his alley, breaks the firs egg, and wishes for his alley to be a big mansion. and it was. he breaks the second egg and wishes for the mansion to be filled with money. so it was. he breaks the last egg and wishes for his garage to be filled with the best cars and the best women. so it was. well, hes living fine and one day, he decides he wants to visit his old friend. so he goes, and he sees the same alley with the same bum in it. he asks him what happened and what he did with the 3 eggs. the other one says, "leave me alone, man. when i came into the alley, i dropped one and i said 'arheethia!' and the whole alley filled up with arheethia." the other guy says okay, but what did he do with the other two eggs. the bum tells him, "i broke the second egg to get rid of all the arheethia." the other guy says "well what did you do with the last one?"and the bum replies "i broke the last egg to get my own arheethia back"
2007-01-17
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