Ben and Owen driving on a street, in different directions. Out of some unfortunate mishap, the cars slammed into each other, head-on. They were able to get out of their cars without any serious injury, but the cars were totalled.
Before Ben could say anything, Owen said, "Instead of fighting over whose fault it was, why don’t we just celebrate that we were able to come out alive?"
Ben said, "Yeah, good idea!"
"I have a bottle of whisky in the trunk, why don’t I pull that out?” suggested Owen. He went around, and luckily the bottle was not damaged in the accident. He gave it to Ben and said, "Here, drink some!" Ben took the bottle and chugged half of it down. Then he wiped his mouth and handed the bottle over to Owen. "Here, you have some!"
Owen passed it back and said, "No, I think I’ll wait until the police get here."
2007-01-16
17:07:41
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