Rate this joke from 1-10?

Question

Ben and Owen driving on a street, in different directions. Out of some unfortunate mishap, the cars slammed into each other, head-on. They were able to get out of their cars without any serious injury, but the cars were totalled.

Before Ben could say anything, Owen said, "Instead of fighting over whose fault it was, why don’t we just celebrate that we were able to come out alive?"

Ben said, "Yeah, good idea!"

"I have a bottle of whisky in the trunk, why don’t I pull that out?” suggested Owen. He went around, and luckily the bottle was not damaged in the accident. He gave it to Ben and said, "Here, drink some!" Ben took the bottle and chugged half of it down. Then he wiped his mouth and handed the bottle over to Owen. "Here, you have some!"

Owen passed it back and said, "No, I think I’ll wait until the police get here."

Answer 1

IT WAS FUNNY BUT I LL SAY 6 IT WAS KINDA PREDICTABLE AFTER THE PART YOU SAID I HAVE A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY.. LOL GOOD JOKE STILL!!

Answer 2

3

Answer 3

5

Answer 4

6

Answer 5

10

Answer 6

Replace Owen with The Woman and Ben with The Man, and you've got a joke that's more correct and predictable than this. Oh, and did I mention that the whiskey is better off as a bottle of champagne?

Answer 7

10 10 10 10 10 10 and 10 again

Answer 8

O.M.G.10/10

Answer 9

Not a bad one but I rate 5, because its little old.

Answer 10

i give it a 9 despite what these other smartasses say I thought it was very good and funny joke thank you for the laugh