All categories - 11 January 2007

3 nuns go to heaven.
They get to the pearly gates and St Peter says,
"my sacred sisters, you must confess your sins before entering the house of the Lord."
The first nun says
"Bless me father for I have sinned. I saw the priests willy and I really enjoyed looking."
St Peter says
"Go and rinse your eyes in the holy fountain and you will be welcomed to the house of the Lord".
Whilst Peter is making sure she rinses her eyes properly the other two nuns start fighting.
"Sisters sisters" he says "stop this fighting, their is room for us all in the house of the lord, tell me, what is going on?"
The third nun says
"I want to rinse my mouth out in the holy fountain before sister Matilda rinses her as* hole..;.

2007-01-11 05:11:11 · 10 answers · asked by Ali 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm a 27 year old guy. I hate kids and I've never had a girlfriend. I go to a psychologist once a week but I don't know if it helps. I don't know if I ever find a girlfriend who doesn't like children either and wouldn't like to have them. I knew that my hatred towards kids may turn into sth much worse one day and I wouldn't like it to happen! What can I do? :-(

2007-01-11 05:11:11 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

plz explain elaborately... hope sm1 would help... wd be grateful if reply quickly coz i ve exams soon abt it...

2007-01-11 05:11:09 · 1 answers · asked by freeze_madhu 1 in Medicine

2007-01-11 05:11:07 · 6 answers · asked by wildekeeley 2 in Car Audio

2007-01-11 05:11:06 · 16 answers · asked by Dia 3 in Ethnic Cuisine

2007-01-11 05:11:03 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

You have five numbers which are 7,7,7,7 and 1.
You can use addition(+), subtraction(-), multiplication(*) and division(/) operations so many times. You can also use paranthesis. The goal is to get 100 by using these numbers.

2007-01-11 05:10:52 · 4 answers · asked by Salih D 1 in Mathematics

My boyfriend has been with several girls before me. He himself has told me that he has cheated before. My friend says that hes cheated on me with at least 3 different people. This friend has lied to me before, she gossips a lot, and she has hurt a lot of people without ever feeling any remorce. I've dated my boyfriend one other time prior to this, and I broke up with him over something my friend said that turned out to be untrue. I want to trust him because he hasn't lied yet as far as I know. I just don't understand why he would change just for me. It doesn't seem like he loves me like he says he does if he even loves me at all. What do I do?!?!?!?!?!?

2007-01-11 05:10:51 · 8 answers · asked by Jillian D 2 in Singles & Dating

I am planning a Vacation and I would like to take my cat with me. It takes about 10 hours to get there, but he really doesn't like to ride in the car, he gets car sick. What can I do to make him get use to the car ride? He doesn't like to be home alone and I really want him to go with us.

2007-01-11 05:10:49 · 28 answers · asked by Lynette W 2 in Cats

or engaged?

2007-01-11 05:10:48 · 79 answers · asked by maccnthabox5 1 in Polls & Surveys

(a^4/7) (b^ - 4/7)= ?

The letter a, has an exponent of 4/7
The letter b, has an exponent of - 4/7

I got 1 as the answer.

2007-01-11 05:10:46 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

A public limited company has the following capital structure, which it considers to be optimal: Debt = 25% , preferred stock = 15% and common stock = 60%.
The company’s tax rate is 40% and investors expect earnings and dividends to grow at a constant rate of 6% in the future. The company paid a dividend of Rs.3.60 per share last year (D0 ), and its stock currently sells at a price of Rs.60 per share.
The risk free rate of return in the market is 6%, the market risk premium is 5%, and the company has beta equal to 1.3.
All these terms would apply to new security offerings:
Preferred stock: New preferred stock could be sold to the public at a price of Rs.100 per share, with a dividend of Rs.9. Ignore flotation costs.
Debt: Debt could be obtained at an interest rate of 9%.
Required:

Calculate Weighted Average Cost of Capital (WACC) for the company.
(Hints: Use CAPM for calculating required rate of return on common stocks)

2007-01-11 05:10:39 · 3 answers · asked by Maryam Z 1 in Investing

I met her online and called hetr up to make plans. I got the call me then response at first but I played it and the next day she emailed me and asked me if we where still on.

After emailing back and forth a couple times I gave her my address and told her to meet me at my place so we could leave together.

Well, she read that message but did not reply. Wouldn't most people confirm by replying and saying something??

Then on the other hand she didn't email or call saying she can't or won't go either...

Should I call and cancel before she stands me up??

2007-01-11 05:10:38 · 10 answers · asked by Jamal J 1 in Singles & Dating

are thongs really comfortable, i dont know how you guys can wear them. it would be like have a wedgie all day, and that must suck, but besides that i think there hott on girls. but anyways this is a honest question i just want to know if you guys wear them because there comfortable or to impress a man or something, and if you do wear them show them off a little bit. trust me its hott.

2007-01-11 05:10:37 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-01-11 05:10:34 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

My Civic has a cylinder that is not working so I am only driving on three. Is this safe to do or should I get it fixed?

2007-01-11 05:10:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-01-11 05:10:28 · 7 answers · asked by rachel c 2 in Other - Africa & Middle East

We are looking to move house but are tied in for another year with current mortgage company. (£5,000 to buy ourselves out!)

We currently owe £90k on 6.65% we pay £601 per month-ish. They say they will keep that and offer another 40k on 7.15% Totalling £918 pm. We can't afford this. Our IFA is looking around for us for a complete new deal on better rate, incl. paying off the £5k.

However, a lot depends on the price we get for ours and how much we can get a house we've seen for.

So question, anyone work out, if we had the 90k at 6.65% plus another 25k at the 7.15%?

Follow that lol?

2007-01-11 05:10:24 · 3 answers · asked by YVETTE S 1 in Personal Finance

someone at work said they don't

2007-01-11 05:10:23 · 12 answers · asked by becki f 2 in Newborn & Baby

I have blonde hair, blue eyes. Tiny boobs (so straps would be nice) I am size 10 on top, 12 on bottom (UK sizes). I hate my thighs but my calfs are great. It cannot be higher than the knee (dress code).
Colours: light blue, dark blue, pink, black or red.
Don't want any thing puffy.
If you could send me the link to the website - would be great. £400 max.
I have tried everything and I am now desperate (look at previous questions on shops n prom dresses).

2007-01-11 05:10:22 · 18 answers · asked by PeachyPies 3 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-01-11 05:10:15 · 15 answers · asked by ashish1979_kol 1 in Psychology

2007-01-11 05:10:15 · 8 answers · asked by paxo 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

I would like to set up a 10G fresh water aquarium. I have the tank setup and bought rocks.

I plan to buy fake plants. Where should I put them and how dense should they be? Should the rocks be flat across the bottom or should they slope?

I plan to purchase any of the following: guppies, cichlids, angelfish, guaramis, tetras, barbs, etc.

How many happy fish can I actually keep in my tank? Should I use the 1" / 1G calculator?

Is it true they will be melancholic if not kept in a school of 5+?

2007-01-11 05:10:14 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

i am so slim plz tell me some idea about fatness

2007-01-11 05:10:11 · 7 answers · asked by seina 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

How long do your muscles stay sore after you exercise?

2007-01-11 05:10:10 · 4 answers · asked by spence6209@sbcglobal.net 2 in Pain & Pain Management

he sings "YOU" feat. lil wayne by the way:)

2007-01-11 05:10:06 · 2 answers · asked by wolvie 6 in Music

The last time I saw him, he was still telling the news that Iraq was involved with 9/11

2007-01-11 05:10:05 · 22 answers · asked by Chi Guy 5 in Politics

if you were to go into a shop and ask for a "good threading" what does it mean????

2007-01-11 05:10:03 · 4 answers · asked by sammydeea 3 in Trivia

I'm logged on the net through BT but i keep getting windows popping up from Internet explorer. Just know the basics about computers so don't know how to stop it. Would be grateful for any help recieved...Thaks

2007-01-11 05:10:02 · 6 answers · asked by BUNKUM! 2 in Internet