3 nuns go to heaven.
They get to the pearly gates and St Peter says,
"my sacred sisters, you must confess your sins before entering the house of the Lord."
The first nun says
"Bless me father for I have sinned. I saw the priests willy and I really enjoyed looking."
St Peter says
"Go and rinse your eyes in the holy fountain and you will be welcomed to the house of the Lord".
Whilst Peter is making sure she rinses her eyes properly the other two nuns start fighting.
"Sisters sisters" he says "stop this fighting, their is room for us all in the house of the lord, tell me, what is going on?"
The third nun says
"I want to rinse my mouth out in the holy fountain before sister Matilda rinses her as* hole..;.
2007-01-11 05:11:11 · 10 answers · asked by Ali 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've heard that, still funny though!
2007-01-11 05:15:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
These nun jokes are becoming a habit :0)
2007-01-11 13:20:09 · answer #2 · answered by snikleback 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Heard it but still love it. 10/10
2007-01-11 13:15:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-11 13:22:05 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that made an old man smile!
2007-01-11 13:19:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-01-11 13:35:41 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely funny! ROFLMAO!!!
2007-01-11 13:28:32 · answer #7 · answered by EarthAngel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-01-11 13:33:23 · answer #8 · answered by Jon C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
<3
2007-01-11 13:14:16 · answer #9 · answered by ★♥ KillerBea ♥★ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! i like it!
2007-01-11 13:27:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋