All categories - 9 January 2007

A guy goes to the doctor & says his genitals have turned orange.The doctor says, "I've never seen anything like this before, does it hurt?"He says no."Are u very sexually active?", the doctor asks again.He says no.He says all I do is watch pornos & eat my cheetos.

2007-01-09 20:06:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-09 20:05:58 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

2007-01-09 20:05:55 · 17 answers · asked by bik_ko 3 in Alternative Medicine

i think im falling in love with the guy that i know who doesn't love me.

2007-01-09 20:05:54 · 4 answers · asked by claire d 1 in Singles & Dating

A coworker borrowed a movie for like 2months I ask for it many times to no avail. I gave her the silent treatment and then she gave me an email with this: " I was smart enough to figure out that your silent treatment today, or should I say your childish display today, had to do with your precious movie. So, I will have your movie in the office tomorrow. Please do not mistake my bringing it back as a sign that I was saddened to have you ignore me today. On the contrary it was one of the best days I have had at work for a long time so please, feel free to continue on that path."

2007-01-09 20:05:54 · 6 answers · asked by reme14u 1 in Singles & Dating

To be a wise persen, they tell me to think a lot. But what should I think when I've got time meditating?What do you think about?

2007-01-09 20:05:52 · 15 answers · asked by zoe 1 in Philosophy

Why do people wear sunglasses inside? Do they think that it makes them look important? Cause going by the name, they are supposed to protect your eyes from the SUN, and the SUN is OUTSIDE!!

2007-01-09 20:05:42 · 2 answers · asked by Cato Says "Kalamaloo" 4 in Fashion & Accessories

2007-01-09 20:05:38 · 5 answers · asked by pouneh6112 1 in Movies

Both of these primitive cults are very riled by criticism coming from non-believers and secularists. Will they unite to oppress us?

2007-01-09 20:05:21 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-09 20:05:19 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

You know, where the world receives my thoughts (AND NO: I don't have telepathic powers myself, so I can't read your mind).

Well, does the world learn English and a bit of Korean (when I'm thinking it), or does the world learn all languages simultaneously? Or, does the world really learn no particular language and this just...is happening? Or, do people around the world basically know or see no differences between the languages they are receiving at the time?

I need to KNOW! Because I'm the only one who doesn't know.

2007-01-09 20:05:01 · 2 answers · asked by AxisofOddity 5 in Polls & Surveys

Ok. I know SO MANY OF YOU THINK THIS IS SO GROSS. But, I quit smoking and am using "dip" to help. (Wolf STRAIGHT LONG CUT) This is the straight, non flavored, or minty stuff. I think this stuff doesn't have any, or as much sugar and/or the stuff that cuts into your gums or whatever. Do I need to quit this when I get the canker sores or notice other things? I haven't really noticed anything for a while so what is so bad? I have a couple cavities, but that could be from sugary food, my lifetime with no dental. (too much info) thankyou

2007-01-09 20:04:55 · 5 answers · asked by dredogg024 1 in Other - General Health Care

I want to pick one name for myself. So can you give me any suggestions on how to give yourself a new name? Thanks.

2007-01-09 20:04:53 · 8 answers · asked by karnetse 1 in Languages

2007-01-09 20:04:31 · 2 answers · asked by The Boss 2 in Diet & Fitness

well me and my boyfriend has been on and off he has hurt me in the past and i always say yes to takin heim back then a day later hes dumps me .i love him to much to let him go.

2007-01-09 20:04:26 · 11 answers · asked by teri c 2 in Singles & Dating

I worked for 7 years with an Indian public sector oil company, 7 years with a gulf based cement company and current with Govt. reviewing Financial reports, HR Manuals, Project reports etc.

2007-01-09 20:04:07 · 8 answers · asked by LEKSHMANA IYER KRISHNAN 2 in Careers & Employment

Will I be killed, maimed, tortured, financially ruined (fat chance, I'm broke,) imprisoned, sent to Gitmo, infected with a virus of some sort? What happens to people who love their children SO MUCH that they would rather be killed or otherwise destroyed if that's what it takes to expose the crimes of those who SWORE ON THE BIBLE to serve us? After all, a government that would massacre 3000 random people obviously doesn't care WHO they kill. So how can I claim to be a father who loves his children if I don't do all I can to protect them from the REAL enemy of all mankind?

2007-01-09 20:04:06 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Politics & Government

2007-01-09 20:04:03 · 7 answers · asked by me_niena 1 in Standards & Testing

2007-01-09 20:03:57 · 8 answers · asked by fernando v 1 in Philosophy

Anyone Else read the review of the apple iphone launch?
Looks very sexy...thoughts?

2007-01-09 20:03:46 · 16 answers · asked by Mercucio 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

i have nearly finished reading his diaries, and i feel that it is a very personal, intimate account of his life, which to me should not have been published. reading what he was like i think he would have been appalled to know that his diaries were made public knowledge. some of it is shocking and they reveal medical and intimate details in many parts. his own sister did not want the diaries published!!
one thing i was suprised to learn was that he hated the 'carry on' films.
your thoughts?????

2007-01-09 20:03:41 · 2 answers · asked by emzc 4 in Books & Authors

2007-01-09 20:03:36 · 3 answers · asked by Wismoyo E 1 in Cooking & Recipes

2007-01-09 20:03:16 · 5 answers · asked by DIAL-A-DICK 1 in Family

2007-01-09 20:02:46 · 18 answers · asked by swamphowler 1 in Religion & Spirituality

What do you think of them and why?

2007-01-09 20:02:45 · 14 answers · asked by The Pig! 5 in Friends

I've been seeing this guy for 4 months now, and I'm absolutely in love with him, and he says he loves me too. Sometimes during our phone conversations, out of the blue he'll just ask "why do you love me?"...and everytime, I don't know why I haven't made myself ready for this question yet, but it catches me off guard..and even though I know all the qualities I love in him, I can't think of anything to say, and I get flustered, nervous...and dont even want to respond?...I feel really bad, like I'm a little kid again or something. This is not really an urgent question...but can someone help me?

2007-01-09 20:02:44 · 14 answers · asked by xoxo_sexy_biatch_xoxo 5 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-09 20:02:40 · 12 answers · asked by Jack S 5 in Polls & Surveys

At about 3 months old he would meeow outside the bedroom.We would lock him in the back porch(cat flap free for him to go in and out;cat food and milk).Another cat would occasionally come in and he would fight then;again waking us. He has resorted to going round the front of the house now and meeows outside to wake us.if we let him in he pulls at the carpet outside the bedroom. He also hisses at us if we try to catch him when in the bedroom.When we go upstairs he has an obsession to follow us into either bedroom and hide under the bed. Its very stressful and tiring - cat induced insomnia.We have resorted to letting him in the room but he keeps moving and im a light sleeper.

Apart from clipping his claws and removing his voice box(if they have one)! we dont know what to do. If its any help he has a split personality one minute cuddle then he attacks an bites much like a snake; head back then dives in- wild cat!

2007-01-09 20:02:35 · 17 answers · asked by rex 1 in Cats

the person is totally blind, so just a large keypad wont help.

2007-01-09 20:02:31 · 6 answers · asked by Linda J 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

2007-01-09 20:02:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in History