1.Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
2.I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.
3.Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, i feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & dreams. If I dont smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette & let their dreams come true then be selfish & worry about my LUNGS.
4.My wife thinks "freedom of the press" means no-iron clothes.
5.A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married.
Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?
6.Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal
2007-01-08
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