1.Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
2.I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in, she said: Check books.
3.Sometimes when I reflect back on all the ciggarettes I smoked, i feel ashamed. Then I look into the ciggarette & think about the workers in the ciggarette factory & all of their hopes & dreams. If I dont smoke this ciggarette, they might be out of work & their dreams would be shattered, Then I say to myself, it's better that I smoke this ciggarette & let their dreams come true then be selfish & worry about my LUNGS.
4.My wife thinks "freedom of the press" means no-iron clothes.
5.A boy tells his mom that he seen a boy & a girl sitting at the top of the roof & kissing. Then his mom tell him that they are gonna get married.
Then the boy asks his mom: When is dad gonna marry the maid?
6.Nurse: A beautiful woman who holds your hand for one full minute and then expects your pulse to be normal
2007-01-08 06:01:03 · 15 answers · asked by Oh My God! 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
7.A blonde was being admonished by the doctor: Until the penicillin cleans out ur infection, u r to have no relations whatsoever!
Pausing for a moment, blonde replied: Ok, but what about friends & neighbors?
8.Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
9.Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can't b heard! Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls??
9.It isn't widely known, but the first toilet seat was invented by an Irish scientist in the 18th century. The invention was later modified by an English inventor who put a hole in the seat.
10.john falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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rate on 10 scale
2007-01-08 06:04:45 · update #1
i liked it a lot
2007-01-09 00:27:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
#8 was the only decent one - 6/10 for it.
2/10 for the rest.
2007-01-08 14:12:40 · answer #2 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were good.
I'll rate 6.5/10 for the first four and 8/10 for the next two.
2007-01-08 14:07:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're all cute. But not that funny. 8/10. But I did smile though.
2007-01-08 14:42:06 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1& 2 are funny.
You have two #9's.
Both of those are hilarious,especially the second one (about the toilet seat.)
2007-01-08 14:09:29 · answer #5 · answered by Mark K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like #5 best. I didn't get the last one.
2007-01-08 14:38:57 · answer #6 · answered by Adrian Wapkaplett 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one is funny. The other ones are lame.
2007-01-08 14:04:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
8/10 last two didn't make sense to me
2007-01-08 14:19:15 · answer #8 · answered by sweetiepi44 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Checkbook was the most musing one .
the rest 2 / 10
Keep trying....
2007-01-08 14:24:55 · answer #9 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
those were corny the only one i liked was #10 and it wasn't even all that
2007-01-08 20:18:53 · answer #10 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehhehehee....i like most of it...
10/10
2007-01-08 14:28:38 · answer #11 · answered by JuNiPeR SixTeEn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋