All categories - 8 January 2007

The chauffeur picked up the pope in the limo. the pope stood there and the chaufferu asked why he wouldn't get in the limo.
pope.- No one ever lets me drive, could I drive this time.
Chauffeur-, I'm afraid I would loose my job. Please get in your Excellency.
pope-There will be something in it for you if you let me drive just this once.
The chauffeur got in the back seat very nervous. As they left the airport, the pope floored it to 120 mph. A cop stopped him. Whe the pope opened the window, the cop called his captain.
cop, I can't give this guy a ticket he's too important
Cap- all the more reason for a ticket
cop- but he's big
cap how big, mayor
cop- bigger
cap- governor?
cop even bigger
cap how big
I think it's God because he has the pope as a chauffer/

2007-01-08 22:54:36 · 11 answers · asked by Memere RN/BA 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-08 22:54:30 · 7 answers · asked by tyler 2 in Immigration

2007-01-08 22:54:29 · 2 answers · asked by Sarah H 1 in Decorating & Remodeling

If so how much do they cost. also how do i go about getting a private scan i havent a clue. lol( sounding really thick)

2007-01-08 22:54:28 · 7 answers · asked by lisa c 3 in Pregnancy

jennifer F or jennifer g?

2007-01-08 22:54:20 · 17 answers · asked by Secret Fear 1 in Polls & Surveys

I don't know why people today have to be hated on for what happened in the past, and I believe in forgiveness.
Sometimes I use tough love, hoping it will get people to stop hating.
But as I meditated yesterday. I had a vision of a sad
Black woman, and saw a dead Black child. So Spirit
moved me to have more compassion, and say I apologize
if any of my questions have hurt anyone.

2007-01-08 22:54:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Me and you,

We're rebels of the current world view
nobody cares about us
cept those that have to
and us,
a world
a whole galaxy it seems
your star meets mine
and we meld in between
stardust turns to plasma
while day turns to night
you and me become
binary
creating dual light
dual worlds where the folk
walk with four legs and four feet.
Our people will see with eyes
too wide for this debris.


We're inside of that space
where God meets mind
where mind meets thought
where I becomes we
and we becomes you.

maybe we're just crazy
Nah, we're just in tune.
Me and you,
we're just in tune.

2007-01-08 22:54:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Arts & Humanities

I have a cot bed so i am going to turn it into a bed later but i could do with advise for people about how i can try and get him to actully stay in his bed. He is 20 months old.

2007-01-08 22:54:01 · 20 answers · asked by caz 3 in Toddler & Preschooler

2007-01-08 22:53:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

it was runing ok then it started runing realy rough and it just cut out like it ran out of fuel the fuel pump is ok it has had new leads plugs dizzy cap rotor arm igniton module coil and both air flow meters but still no joy please some one help

2007-01-08 22:53:51 · 3 answers · asked by DARREN A 1 in Ford

2007-01-08 22:53:37 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

... Still need a little help....

Doing quite well on the patches I'm on... cravings are not bad at all... coping quite well (to my surprise!) But there's still just one difficulty: having trouble with the whole occupying my hands and mouth... I've found that I've been biting my lips without realising I'm doing it... and nibbling at the inside of my mouth! (Yuk!)
... Need to stop ASAP... Has anyone else quit and had this same problem? Andy tips and advice on what I can do there??

Thanks in advance!

xx

2007-01-08 22:53:23 · 9 answers · asked by *BURNY* 5 in Other - Health

Well not that silly but still silly and meaningless....know what i mean..?

2007-01-08 22:53:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 22:53:02 · 5 answers · asked by lifeless_reason 1 in Pregnancy

it goes like this:

i hope you'll have AIDS. your body is dirty. i wish you'll commit suicide, you are not even cultured. karma is on its way. i want to go there and slap you.

------------------------- end of message.

i cried over because of this message.

2007-01-08 22:52:56 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi, i love english and i tried to read as many novels but eventually give up before completing the book. why? i dont understand the setence, you know there's always irony in the novels and we need to read between the lines. how do i develope the ability to interpret sentences? i'm 17 years old and my english is okay except the reading part..

2007-01-08 22:52:50 · 2 answers · asked by Sucre 2 in Teaching

Mine has to be the Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds", but "NIGHT OF THE LEPUS" comes in a close second just for the viewing pleasure of seeing giant killer fluffy white bunny rabbits,

2007-01-08 22:52:47 · 10 answers · asked by Doz 2 in Movies

I adore her and I want to make love to her but I seem to lack cofidence.

I am scared of rejection.

What can I do ?

2007-01-08 22:52:47 · 18 answers · asked by blurt 1 in Singles & Dating

What in the Hell is wrong with some females in their young teen life to get pregnant twice before reaching 18 yrs of age...damn?

2007-01-08 22:52:46 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

2007-01-08 22:52:38 · 26 answers · asked by siva 1 in Other - Society & Culture

and what do you put into it?

2007-01-08 22:52:33 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i mean, i hope the majority of people here are sane adults, but the type of hatred i see in some of the questions posed, makes me wonder, about people in general, tolerance, freedom, and plain general respect towards each others accepted form of belief. this is a great forum to express views and discuss things, yet seems some people just want to encourage seperation amongst people,and why does it matter so much, to those who dont believe a certain way, so much that they need to fabricate lies, or even promote negativity, to get their point across. am i the only one who wishes some of these folks should just grow up , and accept peoples differences, move forward, and lead by example instead of just trying to push another idea(religion down) and thus elevate your own idea or lack thereof.... ?

2007-01-08 22:52:28 · 27 answers · asked by aisha l 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2007-01-08 22:52:25 · 1 answers · asked by PRINCESS! 2 in Internet

I am?

2007-01-08 22:52:22 · 19 answers · asked by Secret Fear 1 in Polls & Surveys

Does this support or refute the chaim that fats contain more Calories?why?

2007-01-08 22:52:21 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Biology

By whom?

2007-01-08 22:52:16 · 10 answers · asked by SOL SIREN 2 in Other - Society & Culture

Hi, i love english and i tried to read as many novels but eventually give up before completing the book. why? i dont understand the setence, you know there's always irony in the novels and we need to read between the lines. how do i develope the ability to interpret sentences? i'm 17 years old and my english is okay except the reading part..

2007-01-08 22:51:59 · 9 answers · asked by Sucre 2 in Books & Authors

It's in those big coffee decanters next to the soda machine. There are two kinds of ice tea but the absolute best is the tropical ice tea. Does anyone know where it comes from, where I can get some? One of the employees showed me the package that it comes in and they said the coffee company called Roma drops it off. Any help would be great.

2007-01-08 22:51:45 · 1 answers · asked by Serinity4u2find 6 in Polls & Surveys

Or somthing along those lines I was told men get moody once a month as well, I am starting to think its true

2007-01-08 22:51:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can't stand it when people are racist just because they think a certain ethnic group behaves in a certain manner without taking the time to get to know someone on an individual basis. But sometimes they just dislike other people without even knowing why do they do! They just simply do because they don't look like them! that close-mindedness is so frustrating :(

2007-01-08 22:51:29 · 14 answers · asked by AL IS ON VACATION AND HAS NO PIC 5 in Sociology