The chauffeur picked up the pope in the limo. the pope stood there and the chaufferu asked why he wouldn't get in the limo.
pope.- No one ever lets me drive, could I drive this time.
Chauffeur-, I'm afraid I would loose my job. Please get in your Excellency.
pope-There will be something in it for you if you let me drive just this once.
The chauffeur got in the back seat very nervous. As they left the airport, the pope floored it to 120 mph. A cop stopped him. Whe the pope opened the window, the cop called his captain.
cop, I can't give this guy a ticket he's too important
Cap- all the more reason for a ticket
cop- but he's big
cap how big, mayor
cop- bigger
cap- governor?
cop even bigger
cap how big
I think it's God because he has the pope as a chauffer/
2007-01-08 22:54:36 · 11 answers · asked by Memere RN/BA 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S!!!
honestly i didnt expect tht ending!!
Keep em comming!!
2007-01-09 01:47:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is an exceptionally innovative question! i might prefer to be chauffeured into heaven in an real Royals Royce from the 50's. i admire previous automobiles. As for my chauffeur, Freddie Merc might do.
2016-12-15 19:26:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. 8/10.
2007-01-08 22:58:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one
2007-01-09 01:02:18 · answer #4 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thats funny
2007-01-09 03:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not too bad!
2007-01-08 22:57:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!I liked it!!
2007-01-09 00:02:54 · answer #7 · answered by Cathy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!!
2007-01-08 23:00:09 · answer #8 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good! i liked it.
2007-01-08 23:24:06 · answer #9 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-09 01:15:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋