One day, a genie appeared before 3 guys and said he'd grant each of them one wish. All they had to do was yell out their wish as they ran across a bridge.
So the 1st dude runs, says "I wanna be rich", and poof! has bunches of benjamins sticking out from his butt.
2nd dude runs, says "I wanna be fabulous", and poof! turns into Ryan Seacrest.
Now, the 3rd dude runs, says "I wanna be.." but suddenly trips on a rock and yells "Oh, s*it!" and turns into exactly that.
2007-01-03
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