One day, a genie appeared before 3 guys and said he'd grant each of them one wish. All they had to do was yell out their wish as they ran across a bridge.
So the 1st dude runs, says "I wanna be rich", and poof! has bunches of benjamins sticking out from his butt.
2nd dude runs, says "I wanna be fabulous", and poof! turns into Ryan Seacrest.
Now, the 3rd dude runs, says "I wanna be.." but suddenly trips on a rock and yells "Oh, s*it!" and turns into exactly that.
2007-01-03 14:43:57 · 15 answers · asked by Space Cadet 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA LOL like the joke but try to refrain from using cuse words though!!!!
2007-01-03 16:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by he's my everything <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke is old but here is my version of it: Three men where climbing a mountain because the whole world was flooding so they went to find god. Finally, they found his and god said that he will grant each and one of them one wish. Then, god said, jump off this mountain and scream out your wish and it will come true!! The first one jumped of and said: a Bald Eagle!! He instanly changed into a Bald Eagle. The second jumped of the mountain and said: a log canoe!! He truned into one. The last one was afraid of heights but he jumped of anyways and said: Oh my mother ****** god!! That is what he turned into.
2007-01-03 15:43:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No the answer is seven 2007 XD
2007-01-03 15:04:20 · answer #3 · answered by Iman Moh'd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was funny, it would just be better saying it out loud with the actions and actual words. Cool Beans!!
2007-01-03 15:15:27 · answer #4 · answered by smoody 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol the joke was good but the first guy who comment on it was even funnier the one who said " the answer is six" lol he was just to funny lol
2007-01-03 14:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha,i comprehend what u advise the day long previous via i've got have been given been given a violation for purely asking a stupid query ,joking around ,to confirm what human beings would answer,and the offensive query strengthen into "will you be my pal"i think of of the limitless human beings on surprising here had their cheerio's peed in lol
2016-10-19 10:44:10 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoops!
2007-01-03 14:46:14 · answer #7 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ho Hum.....sorry I think I heard that one in grade 6.
2007-01-03 15:08:14 · answer #8 · answered by moobiemuffin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was my favorite joke - IN SECOND GRADE DUDE.
2007-01-03 14:45:56 · answer #9 · answered by It's Me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I feel sorry for the 3rd guy..
2007-01-03 14:45:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋