This joke was told to me by a very devout Christian, so I hope it doesn't offend anyone. Here goes...
Jesus is on the cross. Suddenly he calls out "Peter! Come here! I need to speak to you!" Peter, at the back of the crowd, rushes forward, yelling "I am coming, Lord!" Jesus again cries out, "Peter! Come here! I need to speak to you!" Peter pushes his way through the crowd yelling, "I'm coming, Lord, I'm coming!" Jesus calls out to him again, "Peter! Come here! I need to speak to you!" Peter pushes all the way through the crowds and begins fighting past a line of Roman soldiers. Jesus callsout to him again, "Peter! Come here! I need to speak to you!" Peter pushes past the soldiers, runs to the foot of the cross and cries out, "I'm here Lord! I'm here at your feet. What do you wish to tell me?" Jesus looks down at him and says "I can see my house from here."
2006-12-28
12:33:57
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