This joke was told to me by a very devout Christian, so I hope it doesn't offend anyone. Here goes...
Jesus is on the cross. Suddenly he calls out "Peter! Come here! I need to speak to you!" Peter, at the back of the crowd, rushes forward, yelling "I am coming, Lord!" Jesus again cries out, "Peter! Come here! I need to speak to you!" Peter pushes his way through the crowd yelling, "I'm coming, Lord, I'm coming!" Jesus calls out to him again, "Peter! Come here! I need to speak to you!" Peter pushes all the way through the crowds and begins fighting past a line of Roman soldiers. Jesus callsout to him again, "Peter! Come here! I need to speak to you!" Peter pushes past the soldiers, runs to the foot of the cross and cries out, "I'm here Lord! I'm here at your feet. What do you wish to tell me?" Jesus looks down at him and says "I can see my house from here."
2006-12-28 12:33:57 · 48 answers · asked by tranquility_base3@yahoo.com 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i just said your joke out loud to 12 people that are here...they're still laughing..good one.
2006-12-28 12:37:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
that is not a joke. That is like my 5 year old cousin going around saying I'm not allowed to say these bad words ( and saying them. He got so much fun getting as close to the line as possible. Childishness is not really offensive. Its childish.
2006-12-28 12:37:54 · answer #2 · answered by swamp elf 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thougth it was a giggle when I first heard it over 20 years ago.
2006-12-28 12:50:42 · answer #3 · answered by Rai A 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK, any Christ followers who have a problem with this joke need to get the stick out of their pew cushions.
2006-12-28 12:45:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahaha. Brilliant.
2006-12-28 12:35:56 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
OFFEND? It didn't offend me, as a christian, as much as it was just...........
plain out stupid!
But I can see where you might offend some devotees w/o a sense of humor.
You must be young, am I right?
2006-12-28 12:43:24 · answer #6 · answered by phatpatonpepper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah, funny
2006-12-28 12:39:04 · answer #7 · answered by A nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a corny joke but it made me laugh!
2006-12-28 12:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm i can honestly say that joke was a bit dry but thats just my opinion try asking people if its funnny first before putting it on!!! not to sound mean but yeah
2006-12-28 12:37:35 · answer #9 · answered by ChIkEtA G 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha lol thats funny
2006-12-28 12:38:09 · answer #10 · answered by รкเttlєร 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋