All categories - 25 December 2006

yeah.... they flew some jets over there,
dropped some viagra... the prick stood up
and they shot him.

2006-12-25 20:07:08 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-25 20:07:03 · 2 answers · asked by maddy 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-12-25 20:06:58 · 20 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

Alright so my name is Justin meaning justice and scales and I'm a libra which is scales. I know astrologists are into names too. Is this some sort of a curse? Do they cancle eachother out? It's like a double whamme. Just throw ideas out there. I don't even care if you make things up. Debate about it. I'm curious.

2006-12-25 20:06:53 · 8 answers · asked by The Platinum Mage 2 in Horoscopes

people wnna knock em down even further than they already r?

2006-12-25 20:06:37 · 9 answers · asked by Momma An-g 2 in Mental Health

and polite to people.I feel like people arent happy with this and are wanting to 'bring me out of my shell' ( as someone might put it).Why is this , when im happy with how i am? Is it because they see something in me that i cant?

2006-12-25 20:06:34 · 12 answers · asked by tunachunks199 1 in Psychology

2006-12-25 20:06:33 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

I was geared up for going to go fight 4 years ago, but got injured at recruit training because of my ACL ligament. Bummer. I was thinking of re-enlisting, but have a hard time wanting anything but infantry. I feel If you ask me to anything else other than kill people and tear **** up, that id be unhappy. I started thinking what if I had went and I had been in that position those Marines were in.
Would I have done it? Bet your *** I would have. Marines arnt police, the min. they are police they either get charged with murder like whats happening now, or they end up ruining the Corp. If a woman, child, or coward punk male is going to kill you, do you kill them first? Or do you take the chance that they ARNT going to kill you in hte hopes they will be a better person, and die for it. You only live once, and its either you or them. Soldiers are trained to go to war. How can you expect them not to find EVERYONE in a warzone a threat if you dont know the enemy and your life is on the line?

2006-12-25 20:06:28 · 6 answers · asked by red_samurai_dragon 3 in Military

2006-12-25 20:06:08 · 4 answers · asked by cutie_192000 1 in Careers & Employment

The catch is it has a 50% chance of happening-how much would u pay for such an opportunity?

2006-12-25 20:06:01 · 21 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

Where in Singapore can I get mango and sticky rice?

2006-12-25 20:06:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singapore

Hi,

Can anyone tell me which all are the mutual funds open now and which one's are the good one's to invest in???

2006-12-25 20:05:36 · 7 answers · asked by Waseem Ahmed 2 in Investing

I want to know who came up with idea, i.e. wax and the strips.

2006-12-25 20:05:32 · 4 answers · asked by Contessa Noir 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

What will be the cost of 100 and 200 Litre Solar water heater in Bangalore

2006-12-25 20:05:29 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

I've read articles and message boards that talk about Genesis 38:9 and how it refers to "Onanism", that masterbation is an evil act that God looks down upon.

Does anyone actually believe this? Masterbation is good for your prostate and almost essential.

2006-12-25 20:05:28 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-25 20:05:25 · 16 answers · asked by joecamel 1 in Cancer

2006-12-25 20:05:20 · 3 answers · asked by J J L 1 in Languages

Then how do you sleep? This is the house that you share with everybody and it's noisy. How do you sleep then?

2006-12-25 20:05:01 · 4 answers · asked by Live Life 1 in Mental Health

2006-12-25 20:04:39 · 7 answers · asked by Lay Vicheka 1 in Homework Help

I was recently prescribed Adderall XR 10mg capsule, and when I got them home from the pharmacy they are all half empty. I have never seen a capsule like it. The beads seem to only occupy 1/2 of the pill when its tilted on its edge. Is this normal? I am simply worried because I know that Adderall is a Schedule 2 drug and has a high street value, and I don't want some disreputable pharmacist making off with half my medicine.

Thanks in advance,

Bill

2006-12-25 20:04:25 · 5 answers · asked by William B 1 in Other - Health

2006-12-25 20:04:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.

That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night.

She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?"

He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."

She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"

He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."

"Well, what was it?" she asked.

He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big boobs and screw your brains out.' "

She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"

Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Mission accomplished."

2006-12-25 20:03:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

and what is her number?

2006-12-25 20:03:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Zoology

2006-12-25 20:03:36 · 2 answers · asked by KOOLNE$$ 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

i have a wireless lan and normal wired ethernet at office. i want them both to work at the same time for better downloading. but whichever is connected first, forks and other stays idle. is there anyway i can merge them both ?

2006-12-25 20:03:26 · 10 answers · asked by Kay. 2 in Computer Networking

With inventions I have found the greatest threat is legal action from your own investor trying to steal your idea, especially when they know you have no money. Is it unusual to ask an investor to put money up in an 'escrow' type account to use as a patent legal defense fund even against your own investor? I'm trying to fund both my patent and the defense of it in court before cash flow starts from the product.

2006-12-25 20:03:26 · 2 answers · asked by DH 1 in Law & Ethics

2006-12-25 20:03:21 · 15 answers · asked by freemind go 1 in Psychology

Me and my boyfriend have been having unprotected sex, and in the beginning of december I had my period for only 2 days, the first day was mild and the second day was brownish spotting.(and it was early) usually my period last for about 6 days. Could I be pregnant???

2006-12-25 20:02:40 · 12 answers · asked by girlygirl 2 in Pregnancy

Two good buddies, Bill and Bob, were way out
in the boonies out hunting and not having
much luck. Finally they decide to take a few
minutes and rest a bit, when Bob, decides
that he has to go pee.

Unfortunately for Bob, he does'nt look out
where he pointing his pecker, and a rattle-
snake bites him on the head of his dick!!!

Well, after several seconds of jumping,
screaming, and begging, the snake finally
lets go and slithers away into the grass.
And as luck would have it, neither one knew
how to treat a snake bite, so Bill decided
that he would hike out and get to a doctor.

After several hours of hiking, Bill finally
finds a doctor who tells him that he must,
in order to save his friends life, suck the
venom out of the bite with his mouth. And,
as luck would have it, the doctor had a dirt
bike on hand that he loaned to Bill to help
rescue Bob.

So with the dirtbike, Bill was able to get
to Bob in short order, and when Bob saw Bill,
he weakly asked him, "What did the doctor
tell you?" And Bill said: "You gonna Die!!!"

2006-12-25 20:02:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles