A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary.
That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night.
She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember."
"Well, what was it?" she asked.
He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big boobs and screw your brains out.' "
She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"
Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Mission accomplished."
2006-12-25 20:03:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
keep them coming your worth waking up every morning to put a smile on my sad face.
2006-12-26 01:36:00 · answer #1 · answered by mariolla oneill 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Really Funny Funny
Mission accomplished, Got 2 Pts
2006-12-25 20:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by babu 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Excellent
2006-12-26 11:57:21 · answer #3 · answered by flower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's great hearing about people who stay together for the long term. Too Bad he may be waking up with a headache though. LOL
2006-12-26 01:27:30 · answer #4 · answered by BLADE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Morning AL.. LOL.. where and how do u come up such cute ones..
Besides...are you still wearing the same negligee.....
2006-12-25 21:06:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who's reading these "Jokes"! , inmates from The Home for the incuribly humourless?
2006-12-26 00:33:29 · answer #6 · answered by stand@btinternet.com 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
u r soo young after 50 years also
2006-12-25 20:07:01 · answer #7 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
good ome again put a big smile on my face
2006-12-26 06:27:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10
that was great
thanks lol
2006-12-25 20:06:47 · answer #9 · answered by Lara <:(((>< 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hah! Funny one!
2006-12-25 20:06:58 · answer #10 · answered by RM 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋