An Irishman is walking down the street and sees a sandwich box on the side of the road with wires sticking out of it.
Rushing to a payphone, he phones the police and says "hello, police, I think I've just found a bomb in a sandwich box on my street!!"
The voice on the other end of the line says "okay, okay sir, don't panic! First tell me a bit more, is the sandwich box tickin'?"
"No, no" says the Irishman "It's beef!"
2006-12-25
06:46:40
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