An Irishman is walking down the street and sees a sandwich box on the side of the road with wires sticking out of it.
Rushing to a payphone, he phones the police and says "hello, police, I think I've just found a bomb in a sandwich box on my street!!"
The voice on the other end of the line says "okay, okay sir, don't panic! First tell me a bit more, is the sandwich box tickin'?"
"No, no" says the Irishman "It's beef!"
2006-12-25 06:46:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he he>>>that's a googly one
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
"Da-ad..." "What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
"Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
"Five minutes later...
"Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
2006-12-25 06:51:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
pretty gd lol 8/10
2006-12-26 03:53:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I listen to Chris Moyles too... nice plagiarism.
2006-12-25 14:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not too bad 8/10
2006-12-25 16:37:03 · answer #4 · answered by captain jack 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That would only be funny if it were a Welsh man.
2006-12-25 14:50:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope, still no sign of a joke. Happy Christmas and keep trying. Eedjot.
2006-12-25 14:49:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
i liked that one. LOL
2006-12-25 16:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by JustaFriend 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol that's cute
2006-12-25 15:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ho Hum..
Slainte'
2006-12-25 14:53:55 · answer #9 · answered by Steel-River Bhoy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahha
thanks
2006-12-25 14:49:26 · answer #10 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋