All categories - 23 December 2006

to tell a joke on here without the idiots answering, i don't think it is. You will see what i mean when everybody who wants to answers this !!!!!

2006-12-23 00:35:49 · 24 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

i m 15 years old.i am tall 5'6. fair comlexion with little acne. medium hair.1 guy is there in school who likes me n everyone knows about that but he looks stupid like a monkey.he always pass smile whenever i am nearer to him,

2006-12-23 00:35:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

POOF

An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''

*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''

*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.

''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks.

*** POOF ***

There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''

2006-12-23 00:35:46 · 9 answers · asked by Tabor 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Isn't their job to try to make it better any way they know how?My best friend was raped and after she told her boyfriend he wanted to talk about it to help him deal and she didn't.Why should she care about how he feels?She's the victim.

2006-12-23 00:35:43 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-23 00:35:42 · 18 answers · asked by happyness=) 1 in Singles & Dating

Can it ever be a temporary thing caused by stress or does it always indicate something worse? What if blood sugar tests are normal except for the GTT?

2006-12-23 00:35:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

We recently had a beta given to us by a friend and it nibbled at my poor guppy's tail. We removed the beta into a separate container, but will my poor guppy's little tail regenerate?

Thanks for any help.

2006-12-23 00:35:12 · 5 answers · asked by Linda W 2 in Fish

2006-12-23 00:35:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

I'm making a white bean soup, need something to hold a bunch of herbs that will go into the soup don't have time to go to a market.

2006-12-23 00:35:05 · 4 answers · asked by Donna Lee 2 in Cooking & Recipes

.. they cheated people to get some bread crums

2006-12-23 00:35:03 · 10 answers · asked by Donald Trump 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Hi Everyone!! :o)

I hope everyone is OK.

I'd like to wish ALL of you a very...

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

Even to those of you who don't 'believe'.

You know something?

Christmas isn't JUST about 'believing in Jesus' and celebrating HIS birth, etc. In fact - for some - it's not about 'that' at all. It IS - however - a time for ALL OF US - regardless of what we may believe - to celebrate the idea of LOVE and to appreciate that a LIFE without LOVE - is no life at all.

Thinking of others and caring for others and DOING for others is what the spirit of Christmas is all about.

So I say again..

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

GREAT BIG HUG

Craig!! :o)

PS - How do you plan on making someone's Christmas extra special?!

2006-12-23 00:35:02 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Plz provide sum urls to substantiate ur claim!

2006-12-23 00:35:00 · 6 answers · asked by abhinav_choubey 1 in Words & Wordplay

2 1/2 years has passed and when i ask he says when the time is right.should i be patient and wait?

2006-12-23 00:34:57 · 4 answers · asked by lorraine d 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

OH NO HE'S UP TO MY TOE......

2006-12-23 00:34:49 · 27 answers · asked by stargazer 5 in Polls & Surveys

How would I make jello shots with Vodka, I am finding all kinda of recipes and just dont know which one will work the best!...IDEAS?

2006-12-23 00:34:46 · 5 answers · asked by Lish 1 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I did an ovulation test 2 weeks after my period and the result was positive, this was 3 and a half weeks ago and I still havent had a period. I done 2 early pregnancy tests and both tests were negative. Has any one ever done a test that was negative and later found out that they were pregnant?

2006-12-23 00:34:29 · 10 answers · asked by big B 1 in Pregnancy

...to learn the guitar step by step.

2006-12-23 00:34:17 · 2 answers · asked by kvcreom 4 in Music

2006-12-23 00:34:14 · 11 answers · asked by LeRoy 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 00:34:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music & Music Players

2006-12-23 00:34:08 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

done the shops, wrapped the presents, now boredoms setting in, anyone else feel the same?

2006-12-23 00:34:05 · 23 answers · asked by wac_coach 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 00:33:35 · 48 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

Help

2006-12-23 00:33:33 · 6 answers · asked by Jessica H 3 in Cooking & Recipes

I mean seriously, I make 10.50 an hour and it is barely enough to just support me. Are they selling drugs or something on the side?

2006-12-23 00:33:22 · 13 answers · asked by lvillejj 4 in Other - Society & Culture

im trying to find what GB i got cause i got a mp3 player that hold 600 song so can some one please tell me each GB for each song

2006-12-23 00:33:14 · 3 answers · asked by ♥Mrs.SweetLove♥ 6 in Music & Music Players

Im now feeling urgent and there's nature call! what should i do?

2006-12-23 00:33:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Can the free-scans(advertisement) can be virus/fake themselves? And there detection results of pornographic sites/images be true? I dont think so,coz I never save such pictures,nor even sites! But they have found 264 adult pics.And also,how to COMPLETELY remove all the sites or pics I've visited/seen through Yahoo!search from the Computer memory?Are they stored anyhow,even if I delete them from the Internet search history?Pls help!

2006-12-23 00:32:51 · 2 answers · asked by tanniburi 2 in Security

And more importantly, is it worth the time, effort & cost?

2006-12-23 00:32:49 · 2 answers · asked by blog crazy 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-12-23 00:32:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

2006-12-23 00:32:21 · 3 answers · asked by sso 2 in Military