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Im now feeling urgent and there's nature call! what should i do?

2006-12-23 00:33:03 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

I'm not mentally or physically hindered! ahhh!

2006-12-23 00:46:46 · update #1

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I know how hard it is for the mentally challenged to know when to go to the bathroom but unless you want to soil your pants, that is if you remembered to put them on, you had better go now.

2006-12-23 00:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Here are some simple steps made easy brought to you by Dummies Guide To Pissing.

1) Find a location to do your 'business.' Preferably a toilet, behind bushes, a bottle... anything really. (do not forget step 4, please!!)

2) Pull down your pants/ unzip.

3) Let it go. I can't teach you how.. I hope it comes naturally.

4) Put your pants back on.

Good luck man! May you piss in peace.. cheers =)

2006-12-23 08:46:06 · answer #2 · answered by Sue Li 1 · 1 0

You're psychological development is somewhat mal-structured. Personal responsibility for toilet behaviour is normally mastered before one learns to use a computer. Back to BASICs methinks.

2006-12-23 08:36:36 · answer #3 · answered by palaver 5 · 0 0

i usually go bungee jumping when nature calls just like everyone else does!i keep the bungees stored in the toilet because i cannot find any other use for it?

2006-12-23 08:38:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You should get the hell away from the computer, unless your office chair is a toilet.

2006-12-23 08:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by anonymous 7 · 0 0

I sometimes just do poo in my pants if I don't feel like getting up. Then later when I get up I change them.

2006-12-23 08:37:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

take the phone to the toilet

2006-12-23 08:36:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Is this a trick question??

2006-12-23 08:36:52 · answer #8 · answered by Dan821 4 · 0 0

hey did you smoke that wacky weed again?

2006-12-23 08:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

gO TO IT. ACCORDING TO MY YOGA GURU, NEVER WITHOLD THE CALL OF NATURE.

2006-12-23 08:36:41 · answer #10 · answered by viren k 3 · 0 0

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