POOF
An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appears and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.
''Well, now,'' says the old lady, ''I guess I would like to be really rich.''
*** POOF *** Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
''And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess.''
*** POOF *** She turns into a beautiful young woman.
''Your third wish?'' asks the fairy godmother. Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them. ''Ooh - can you change him into a handsome prince?'' she asks.
*** POOF ***
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine. She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear, ''Bet you're sorry you had me neutered.''
2006-12-23 00:35:46 · 9 answers · asked by Tabor 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol poor man.
Nice joke!!
2006-12-23 00:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by jamess007 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehehehee!!! Hilarious!! 11/10.
2006-12-23 09:09:18 · answer #2 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"When people go too far with a practical joke, it is probably because they really need help."
My mind is ....My mind is....... Help. Kleptomaniacs.. I lost my mind. But, my arms are here for you.
Don Quixote
2006-12-23 17:42:22 · answer #3 · answered by eaismeg 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny!
2006-12-23 11:03:13 · answer #4 · answered by asalston84 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that got a chuckle
2006-12-23 08:47:33 · answer #5 · answered by Dahlia O 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh damn!
hahahahahahahaha
2006-12-23 08:48:14 · answer #6 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it
2006-12-23 08:42:03 · answer #7 · answered by Bethany 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! that is a good one!!
2006-12-23 08:49:03 · answer #8 · answered by I♥V-BALL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice, I get it....LOL
2006-12-23 20:23:43 · answer #9 · answered by Daddy's girl 3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋