All categories - 22 December 2006

It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned and went outside and saw a little boy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.

So he walked up to the boy and said, "Well, where did you get Him, my fine friend?"

The little boy replied, "I got him from the church."

"And why did you take him?"

The boy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to the little Lord Jesus and I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas I would give him a ride around the block in it."

2006-12-22 18:47:14 · 2 answers · asked by Ruthie1959 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I am restoring my 1971 Plymouth Duster. It's not a muscle car -- it's a slant-6 -- but it's cool. Lots of trunk space, places to hide beer (I've had the car since I was 16), you can sneak four people into a drive-in in the trunk. Some people think I'm stupid for spending $7,000 on a car like this, but new cars are way more expensive, impossible to repair and not very safe. What do you think and will I be able to get any chick I want with my restored Duster?

This is an actual picture of my car:

http://black-plate.com/images/71duster.jpg

2006-12-22 18:47:05 · 13 answers · asked by psychosolodiver 6 in Maintenance & Repairs

ginamit kc ito ng mga kaibigan ko. D ko kc maintindihan aniibig sabhin nito...

2006-12-22 18:47:01 · 7 answers · asked by cigarette lighter 1 in Philippines

We were doing fine for decades with paper ballots, punch cards or the lever machines.

The 2000 fiasco in Florida was an anomaly, not just one of a series of problems.

2006-12-22 18:46:50 · 12 answers · asked by bettysdad 5 in Elections

like people of the opposite sex asking if ur single or in a relationship? are they just trying to get to know you better by having something to talk about? or are they attracted to you?

2006-12-22 18:46:43 · 5 answers · asked by klove 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-22 18:46:39 · 2 answers · asked by dancegurl1028 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-12-22 18:46:28 · 7 answers · asked by SNP 2 in Mercedes-Benz

pantheon,surly,enjoin,enunciate,autochthonous.

2006-12-22 18:46:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Words & Wordplay

I agree with Donald Trump about Rosie Odonnell. Do you agree she is loud, not very good looking and really a mean person. What do you think will happen about the two and their feud.

2006-12-22 18:46:22 · 15 answers · asked by bonitabertrell 3 in Television

Chinese is the language with the most number of speakers. It has a unified writing system, whatever dialect you are speaking, Mandarin, Min, Cantonese, etc.
China has made efforts to simplify the methods of learning this "complicated" language. It simplified the characters that were "complicated" to write. It made a new romanization system, HanYu PinYin to make the foreigners "recognize the pronunciation of Mandarin easier".
But on the other side of it, Traditional Chinese, practiced in Taiwan, has been recognized as the most important aspect in Chinese learning. They still write the actual characters. They still practice the original phonetic symbols, ZhuYin FuHao. They don't support writing simplified characters.
As a stude learning both forms, I realized that Traditional Chinese characters emphasizes the actual meaning of the word; Simplified Chinese does not. ZhuYin FuHao can be pronounced accurately, if skilled enough; PinYin does not.
So, will you still support TradChinese?

2006-12-22 18:46:13 · 13 answers · asked by Stellar Boy 3 in Languages

My family is so weird. I also am treated horribly! The whole family thinks my bratty little brother is cute and innocent, but hes not! What do I do?

2006-12-22 18:46:10 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2006-12-22 18:46:04 · 5 answers · asked by Fattah I 1 in Other - Advertising & Marketing

I cant help it, it just makes me feel really guilty when I think of loads of starving people and kids without clothes or toys and me sitting down to a turkey dinner and moaning about something stupid like the heater in my car not working properly.
Does it make you feel selfish and guilty too?

2006-12-22 18:45:56 · 20 answers · asked by Happy Halloween 4 in Other - Society & Culture

my period is 1 week late, which has never happend to me ever in life.I have a 28 day cycle like clockworks, my Lmp was nov. 19 and i ovulated dec.3-4 i took a clear blue digital hpt yesturday eve. and it was (-) then i took another today maybe 2 hrs. ago and it was (-)I have no period symptoms like i always get . Cramps, acne etc. I have not been stressed out at all, and after ttc for 5 month's and nothing , i stopped trying. We decided to have fun with it and if it was meant to be it will. My stomach feels really funny, It feels bloated , and i been feeling a fluttering.

2006-12-22 18:45:54 · 7 answers · asked by nica223 2 in Trying to Conceive

Even though i am a teenager! i still really want to help stop global warming... what can i do to help?

2006-12-22 18:45:45 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Environment

For the past 12 days, I have been followin' a strict diet of fruits, yogurt, oats. I've been exercisin' everyday..and right now I am so hungry..I feel kinda weak at the moment..but I've lost quite a bit of weight..about 5-6 kg. I guess its mostly water weight..but i do plan to add some salad & fish once I've lost at least another 10 kilos.

I just need some words of encouragement to stop myself from crackin'.. :(

anyone on a diet at the moment?

2006-12-22 18:45:38 · 10 answers · asked by creamy_piez 1 in Diet & Fitness

Well I just moved to Georgia and I am trying to figure it out still. It seems so different from back home in California. Can someone tell me how it really is and what I should expect?

2006-12-22 18:45:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

I know if you try to rush things it will scare the guy off. But if you have been dating for 6 weeks and have been sleeping together, is it bad to talk to the guy about where the r/ship is going? Will that scare him off? Or should he know by then if he is into you or not and whether he wants a serious r/ship with you?

2006-12-22 18:45:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

everyone has reason why they wake up in the morning, the reason to why they live, reason why life is more meaningful, it could be just getting through another day and seeing what life brings......or..........it could be something more then that....my reason.......is.........Nicole(my girlfriend) i wake up every morning to see nicole's beautiful smile, to kiss her gentle lips, look into her beautiful eyes and tell her that i love her more every single day.....i can't imagine life without her.

what makes you wake up in the morning?

2006-12-22 18:45:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-22 18:45:20 · 1 answers · asked by Sir david J. 1 in Other - Health

I'm the proud owner of a Dwarf Hotot rabbit. He is very loving, licks you when you hold him, and runs around like a little kid. I'm pretty sure he's reached adulthood by now. For the past two months or so he's picked up this odd habbit of biting the metal bars of his cage. It only used to be once in a while, but now he does it all the time ot the point where he chews off the paint. I'm worried about him. What does he need?

2006-12-22 18:45:16 · 12 answers · asked by Alula 1 in Other - Pets

The cramping is not bad, but its been constant for the last week and a half. I'm only about 4 weeks pregnant. I found out by accident because I was scheduled to have a laprosctomy because I have a bicornuate uteris. The labs came back saying I was pregnant, eveyone was in shock, considering i was having surgery to check for possible fertility problems.

Anyway, I'm having this cramping and its not bad, but its uncomfortable and making it hard for me to sleep. Is this normal?Can I take something? What can't I take, tyleno, ibprophen, naprosen?

My dr. said not to worry too much unless I have bleeding, but I'm still worried and not sure if its normal. I forgot to ask him earlier if it was ok to take something.

2006-12-22 18:45:14 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2006-12-22 18:45:01 · 20 answers · asked by Obsidian © 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-22 18:44:52 · 5 answers · asked by The Blue Kid 2 in Physics

And to stop fighting with children.

2006-12-22 18:44:47 · 10 answers · asked by Ecrush 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Here's the scoop: This one, emo, girl was kicked out of her house, beause her mom is abusive. My boyfriend's house is vacant since he is an 'exchange student'. His dad and step-mom are moving in next month. He gave her a room there. So then recently his house has became the club-house. We had a party. He had some of his old friends over. One was real dreamy looking and flirty. Turns out he's a womanizer, like two other of my bf's friends. He started flirting with this girl, and playing on her emotions... he sleeps with her. Turned out she was a virgin, too. (really pretty, and bubbly girl though.) I kinda fighured something was on when he came downstirs in a good mood. Then he left. My bf, stayed home and relized he didn't see her anywhere, then we went up to her room and she was crying. His friend was bragging to some of the other guys at the party. My bf became unglued. when he talked to his friend he thouhgt it was a joke. He hasn't been talking to his friends. anymore.

2006-12-22 18:44:41 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Friends

I tried youtube.com, myspace.com, and tv.peekvid.com and they won't let me or they won't show the full episodes. I really need to see that episode because I missed it.

2006-12-22 18:44:22 · 5 answers · asked by Allie 1 in Television

remember being young and you always saw houses that had these signs saying 'block-watch' for kids?? it was for kids that needed a safe place to run to if in trouble. i have only seen one lately and miss seeing them, i am just wondering why or where all these block-watch people went to. today the world is crazy but there still should be more block-watch homes.

2006-12-22 18:44:15 · 4 answers · asked by westcanuck 1 in Other - Society & Culture

i am using opera on it right now, i am slowly writing using the wiimote

2006-12-22 18:44:11 · 8 answers · asked by breastfed43 3 in Games & Gear