A man walks into a bar & orders a drink, he suddenly hears this voice comming from a bowl of peanuts it says oooh you are hansome, dont you have nice eyes, & dont you look smart... Then this voice from the fruit machine, it says, no he doesn't, he smells, & he's ugly.. The bar man says sorry about that sir, its because the peanuts are complimentary, & the fruit machine is out of order.... what do you reckon?
2006-12-22
16:32:09
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