1. DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY THINGS AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY THINGS.
2. ATHEISM IS A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION.
3. IF MAN EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS AND APES, WHY DO WE STILL HAVE MONKEYS AND APES?
4. I WENT TO A BOOKSTORE AND ASKED THE SALESWOMAN, "WHERE'S THE SELF-HELP SECTION?" SHE SAID IF SHE TOLD ME, IT WOULD DEFEAT THE PURPOSE.
5. IF A DEAF PERSON SWEARS, DOES HIS MOTHER WASH HIS HANDS WITH SOAP?
6. IF SOMEONE WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES THREATENS TO KILL HIMSELF, IS IT CONSIDERED A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
7. IS THERE ANOTHER WORD FOR SYNONYM?
8. WHERE DO FOREST RANGERS GO TO "GET AWAY FROM IT ALL?"
9. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU SEE AN ENDANGERED ANIMAL EATING AN ENDANGERED PLANT?
10. WOULD A FLY WITHOUT WINGS BE CALLED A WALK?
11. WHY DO THEY LOCK GAS STATION BATHROOMS? ARE THEY AFRAID SOMEONE WILL CLEAN THEM?
12. CAN VEGETARIANS EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
13. IF THE POLICE ARREST A MIME, DO THEY TELL HIM HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT?
2006-12-22 16:32:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You rock. Thanks for perking up my evening.
2006-12-22 16:36:44 · answer #1 · answered by susiemama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your questions, especially number 6, 7, and 9. Very thought provoking.
2006-12-23 00:59:15 · answer #2 · answered by KC 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol number 6 is the best
2006-12-23 00:35:55 · answer #3 · answered by subbysbaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
#6 & #7 were the best!!! thanx for making me laugh!!!
2006-12-23 01:10:06 · answer #4 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are very funny! LOL :) I like these questions.
2006-12-23 00:51:45 · answer #5 · answered by Leash 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋