A man walks into a bar & orders a drink, he suddenly hears this voice comming from a bowl of peanuts it says oooh you are hansome, dont you have nice eyes, & dont you look smart... Then this voice from the fruit machine, it says, no he doesn't, he smells, & he's ugly.. The bar man says sorry about that sir, its because the peanuts are complimentary, & the fruit machine is out of order.... what do you reckon?
2006-12-22 16:32:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that has to be the stupidest thing i have ever heard
2006-12-22 16:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
wanna hear a grimy comedian tale? the boy fell interior the dirt wanna hear a clean comedian tale? the boy had a shower what do you call and elephant that meets a rhino? ele-if-i-understand fred and alf are spending their days in an previous person residing house, alf turn to fred and says "these days i've got been getting pains and aches, how do you sense fred?". "like a clean born infant" replies fred. " how comes" says alf to fred at the same time as giving a seem of interest. "reason I have not have been given any hair, no tooth and that i basically poo-ed myself" say fred
2016-10-15 11:50:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that is a 10/10~
Chuckie That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-22 20:49:17 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
Have you heard about the mother superior who was driving one of the sisters along a dark, winding road when a vampire suddenly blocked the way? "What shall we do?" asked the mother superior. "Show him your cross!" replied the quick-witted sister. So Mother Superior leans out of the window, shakes her fist and yells "Hey, you're blocking the road!"
2006-12-22 16:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by Fed_UP_with_work. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd lol 8/10
2006-12-22 19:03:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-12-22 18:45:52 · answer #6 · answered by karen. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny last week, and the week before.
2006-12-22 18:17:43 · answer #7 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2006-12-22 17:59:42 · answer #8 · answered by puzzled? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 pinter ! lol
2006-12-22 17:55:45 · answer #9 · answered by The Fat Controller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Compliments to you on this one.
2006-12-22 17:21:25 · answer #10 · answered by Xtine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, at least it's clean !
2006-12-22 20:58:46 · answer #11 · answered by nosmo king 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋