All categories - 20 December 2006

You say, "My nose is running today"
They say, "Well, trip it and it will stop"

You say, "I'm going to run to the store"
They say, "Why don't you take the car instead?"

You say, "This hamburger tastes like crap!"
They say, "How would you know? Have you ever eaten crap before?"

And then they laugh like it's the cleverest, funniest thing anybody ever said.

Ugh.........

2006-12-20 01:29:52 · 33 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 01:29:51 · 24 answers · asked by BABY BELL 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 01:29:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Pets

I have to write a short essay. and I need some Ideas.

2006-12-20 01:29:40 · 5 answers · asked by yvonnenb7 1 in Other - Education

What works the best?

2006-12-20 01:29:39 · 12 answers · asked by silent_engage 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

2006-12-20 01:29:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

2006-12-20 01:29:32 · 12 answers · asked by nomansland 2 in Polls & Surveys

std stood for sexually transmitted diesease,i thought it just stood for standard.we asked my mate if he knew and he thought it meant a telephone number code,lol.Is there anyone else on here who truthfully didnt know what it meant

2006-12-20 01:29:30 · 19 answers · asked by Dave 6 in STDs

can anyone give me some tips on the perfect kiss?lame..I know!

2006-12-20 01:29:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

pls leave your email ID so i can contact u

2006-12-20 01:29:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

2006-12-20 01:29:14 · 12 answers · asked by B 1 in Mathematics

I've been with my partner for 6 years now we have 2 kids we lived together before but we broke up and now I'm living by myself and he's still living at home. I've heard rumors that he's cheated on me before while we were together and I kinda had a feeling that he has and every time I bring it up he's says I'm crazy or that I need help. I've tried breaking up with him but he always comes back and says how we've been together for so long ect. ect......... I'm not even sure if I'm in love with him or if it's just that I'm used to him. What should I do please help ? I need advice!

P.S. I forgot to mention we got back together after we broke up.
But he keeps pushing off moving in together again we've been living apart for 2 years now. Oh and he always mentions how nobody is ever gonna wanna be with someone who has 2 kids.

2006-12-20 01:29:06 · 8 answers · asked by precious 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-20 01:28:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

could it be a dye out there that i could use without the itching or should i just go go.

2006-12-20 01:28:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2006-12-20 01:28:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Me and Paul are very happy that she won the X Factor, the reasons for is her voice is an Angel. But hey she may not be around alot just like Shane Ward!!

2006-12-20 01:28:44 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-20 01:28:40 · 15 answers · asked by anu 1 in Religion & Spirituality

Who wants to spank me?

2006-12-20 01:28:35 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

pls elaborate if you can

2006-12-20 01:28:33 · 5 answers · asked by curious45 3 in Economics

2006-12-20 01:28:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

The other night my 13 year old and 9 year old boys decided to have a paint war in the garage. They found my husbands paint gun for spraying walls and found some old house paint. Not only did they get completely covered in paint themselves they also got a bunch of paint on one of the cars, all over my husbands tools and one of the garage walls. I caught both of them in the act and then they claimed it wasn't their fault... do they think I am stupid? I had them both strip down at the backdoor, sent the 9 year old to his room and sent the 13 year old to the bathroom. I ended up spanking the 9 year old immediately and also grounded him for 2 weeks on top of the spanking.

2006-12-20 01:28:15 · 27 answers · asked by Beth C 1 in Grade-Schooler

He wants to join the Marines but I am trying to tell him that ANYONE can march and shoot a gun. How do I talk him out of it?

2006-12-20 01:28:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2006-12-20 01:28:12 · 17 answers · asked by Celebrity girl 7 in Polls & Surveys

HOLOCAUST denier to be released from Jail !?
"I was put in prison for three years for expressing an opinion 17 years ago," he said.

Where is Western "Freedom of Speech" spoken about when Islamic Cartoons were widly protested????

2006-12-20 01:28:06 · 7 answers · asked by shdtt 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I just bought a Little Tykes kitchen set for my 8.5 mth old son for Christmas. My husband asked why I didn't get him the tool workshop instead. What are your thoughts on a kitchen set for a boy?

2006-12-20 01:28:05 · 10 answers · asked by Sexy_Bunny 4 in Newborn & Baby

2006-12-20 01:27:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

2006-12-20 01:27:58 · 2 answers · asked by abbey_foster 1 in Video & Online Games

We need to stop fighting PC wars?

2006-12-20 01:27:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics