so they all arrive in Heaven outside the pearly gates. St Peter is a bit overwhelmed with 47 scousers arriving at the same time so he tells them to wait whilst he gets some advice from God, so off he goes and says to God " I've got 47 scousers at the pearly gates all wanting to come in " God says "tell them to form a line so that you can assess them one at a time " "Good idea " says peter and off he goes only to return seconds later running, shouting "They've gone they've gone!! " what all of them?" says God, no shouts peter " the bloody pearly gates,.... they've gone!!!"
2006-12-17
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