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so they all arrive in Heaven outside the pearly gates. St Peter is a bit overwhelmed with 47 scousers arriving at the same time so he tells them to wait whilst he gets some advice from God, so off he goes and says to God " I've got 47 scousers at the pearly gates all wanting to come in " God says "tell them to form a line so that you can assess them one at a time " "Good idea " says peter and off he goes only to return seconds later running, shouting "They've gone they've gone!! " what all of them?" says God, no shouts peter " the bloody pearly gates,.... they've gone!!!"

2006-12-17 08:23:01 · 27 answers · asked by abraxas5597 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

27 answers

Oh God. The image of 47 permed scousers wearing pearl adorned shell suits is frightening me.

2006-12-17 08:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Rather obvious,scousers do have a reputation for that sort of thing,i have been told in the past that if you shake hands with a scouser check to see if you have all your fingers,what do you call a scouser in a suit? the accused,i feel a violation notice coming my way

2006-12-17 08:31:49 · answer #2 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 1 0

Whats the similarity between batman and scousers?

They never got out without robin'

2006-12-18 13:35:28 · answer #3 · answered by willow_muff_diver_uk 2 · 0 0

Don't get it. The scousers took the gates?

2006-12-17 10:16:18 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Thank God scousers have a sense of humour, otherwise they might have to break your legs. LOL very funny. Merry Christmas. xxx

2006-12-17 08:54:57 · answer #5 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0 0

Scousers are Liverpudlians (people from Liverpool)

2006-12-17 08:52:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha Ha, i liked it.

And scousers have a sense of humour so they will too.

2006-12-17 08:33:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes its an old un but it still gives you a chuckle, Just a pity Ray Quinne wasn't one of em.

2006-12-17 08:27:50 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 2 0

haha nice joke really funny 10/10, you should post that on a joke website, you'd probably get paid fpr it

2006-12-17 09:34:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

what laugh didnt see it funny are scousers thieves or what

2006-12-17 08:30:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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