All categories - 9 December 2006

2006-12-09 18:37:41 · 28 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

that are indie or sound like Death Cab for Cutie....

i love their music but i want something else to listen to.

2006-12-09 18:37:27 · 7 answers · asked by Brittney 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 18:37:19 · 9 answers · asked by caseylynpukang 1 in Horoscopes

2006-12-09 18:37:17 · 4 answers · asked by ste614 1 in Music

2006-12-09 18:37:05 · 15 answers · asked by tουΖουrs 3 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "Mummy, what are they doing?". The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm they are making
cakes".

The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes.

The next day the girl says to her mother "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?". Shocked, the Mother says "how do you know?"

She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa"
#2
A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"

This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up.

He zipped it up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"

The secretary smiled for a moment and said, No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tires."

she got fired!

2006-12-09 18:37:02 · 8 answers · asked by somsom120 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I am planning on buying a 46" Sony LCD KDLV2500 and using Comcast with an HDTV DVR tuner

2006-12-09 18:36:58 · 2 answers · asked by Michael C 2 in Home Theater

WELL, I seem to have found an original question! I enjoy the forum of asking/answering questions, but when the questions coming from the Americans (I am not one) consistantly bring up the race and or religious differences in their nation, it does narrow the focus somewhat. Any intelligent answers to my question?

2006-12-09 18:36:45 · 17 answers · asked by WMD 7 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-12-09 18:36:29 · 9 answers · asked by It's me 1 in Other - Society & Culture

What kind do you want and what toppings do you like??

2006-12-09 18:36:29 · 12 answers · asked by whrldpz 7 in Polls & Surveys

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.

The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.

Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin.

When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one further than those mainland bastards and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously.

When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well" he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying -
Dear Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure......."

2006-12-09 18:36:29 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Where is he know>? Is he still enjoying time with his family?
Do u know his future plans?
Thanks

2006-12-09 18:36:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in FIFA World Cup (TM)

I am hoping that someone can help me-I am trying to get home for Christmas and want to rent a vehicle to go back home in, since my van isn't in the best shape to travel the distance. I am leaving MN and going to MS. I really want to go home, but I do not have a credit card to rent a vehicle-any suggestions?

2006-12-09 18:36:03 · 5 answers · asked by Shaye306 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation

In particular I'm looking at the panda research survey site.

2006-12-09 18:35:59 · 13 answers · asked by mommajen 1 in Security

Well I got a mg from him on myspace asking ME for relationship advice. Here it is(I'll be replacing a name & adding a lil info)

Date: Nov 27 2006 9:54 PM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: advice
Body: sorry for bothering you but hope you Get this i need some advice. for some reason _[ Jane ]_ ( his gf/the girl he left me for) is mad at me. and i dont know what to do. can u give me any advice?

What would drive a guy to ask the girl he dumped for advice about his relationship? Especially when he knows I can't stand his gf (shes evil)...Really,why? Help pls

2006-12-09 18:35:45 · 11 answers · asked by pkbabe87 2 in Singles & Dating

I look for a person who is called anna.

2006-12-09 18:35:38 · 2 answers · asked by fantasticojr 1 in Marriage & Divorce

How do you get rid of them without surgery?

2006-12-09 18:35:38 · 10 answers · asked by bigkeke225 2 in Other - Skin & Body

I asked this question once before, but did not get many direct responses. The novel is a psychological/spy/mainstream/action thriller.

Both the plot and the character development are too intricate for all the novel writing software. With that in mind, I wanted to give it a title that begs you to read it. It is, first and foremost, a psychological thriller. All the other elements support the plot.

I just need to know how the title makes you feel in your own words. Please describe your feelings.

2006-12-09 18:35:16 · 7 answers · asked by tristan-adams 4 in Psychology

To attract your attention. and i dont mean to flash you or anything nasty. Whats sexy? what turns guys on? im curious about this subject. :)

2006-12-09 18:35:08 · 20 answers · asked by Atllas 3 in Singles & Dating

i'd like a more mature fashion, but the thing is... im really tiny! i wear a size 2, i'm 5'6 and only 112 pounds. the women's clothes make me feel like im playing dress up, none of them fit me, but ive grown out of the jeans with sparkles phase! help!

2006-12-09 18:35:06 · 26 answers · asked by Me 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-12-09 18:34:59 · 7 answers · asked by **Yi Maaca** 3 in Theater & Acting

Just curious...What makes other people so drawn to the ones that are already taken? I know I can't be the only person that has noticed this....

2006-12-09 18:34:55 · 16 answers · asked by ♫Joshua's~♥~Girl♫ 5 in Mental Health

Which one will you go for??

2006-12-09 18:34:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Video & Online Games

lol, lame, I know.

2006-12-09 18:34:51 · 9 answers · asked by Greg S 3 in Music

i put in my memory stick in my laptop and i put the pictures onand than i did this thing whare it says you can remove it now but u cant there no button and there no sign int my computers

2006-12-09 18:34:39 · 4 answers · asked by umarbaporia 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

I'm looking for a new perfume that fits my style, but don't want to spend an eternity at a crowded fragrance counter being spritzed by aggressive salespeople.

I like very warm, almost masculine scents, especially those which feature bergamot, amber, sandalwood, or cedar as a dominant base note. On top of that, I enjoy top notes that are somewhat citrusy (like lemongrass) or floral (jasmine, rosewood), but not overpowering. I prefer for the overall sense of a fragrance to be woody or amber. I can also appreciate touches of lavender and vanilla.

The only perfume I've found that really matches my tastes well is Desire by Alfred Dunhill.

Can you think of or suggest any other fragrances which I might enjoy?

2006-12-09 18:34:36 · 9 answers · asked by kwpdb8 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

My budget is between $25k-$30k and I'm looking for any used high-performance/luxury car. I don't care if it's too old, just past 1988 at least and up until 2006 would be perfect but then, it wouldn't be a good car... I'm looking for something similar or better in performance/specs/reputation for a 1999 E430 Mercedes-Benz which I already own (0-62mph 6.8'ish sec+295hp+all-leather int+Bose sound system). The 2001 BMW 740i or 1996 SL600 or 1995 Porsche Carrera are all great examples. For their time period, they were very high-end cars and I'm betting are still better than your average 2007 Infiniti and what not in this price range. So any suggestions?

2006-12-09 18:34:29 · 7 answers · asked by desimc89 1 in Buying & Selling

2006-12-09 18:34:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

any number having any power (>1) can be expressed as difference of two perfect coprime squares.
Can this be used succesfully to prove that for the equation
x^(m) =a^(n) - b^(n)
there exists no coprime solutions for x,a & b.
here m=/=n & m>2 , n>2.

2006-12-09 18:34:17 · 3 answers · asked by rajesh bhowmick 2 in Mathematics

I mean subjected to minimum competency tests at a young age and then sterilized if they fail.

2006-12-09 18:34:14 · 24 answers · asked by reckontheirlife 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups