There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "Mummy, what are they doing?". The mother hesitates then quickly replies "Ummm they are making
cakes".
The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, making cakes.
The next day the girl says to her mother "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night eh?". Shocked, the Mother says "how do you know?"
She says, "Because I licked the icing off the sofa"
#2
A boss walked into the office one morning not knowing that his zipper was down, and his fly wide open. His secretary walked up to him and said, "Boss this morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?"
This was not a phrase that her boss understood, so he went into his Office looking a bit puzzled. When he was about done with his paper work, he suddenly noticed that his zipper was not zipped up.
He zipped it up and remembering what his secretary had told him, finally understood. He then intentionally went out to ask for a cup of coffee from his secretary. When he reached her desk, he said, "When you saw the garage door open did you see my jaguar parked in there?"
The secretary smiled for a moment and said, No, Boss I didn't. All I saw was a Mini with 2 flat tires."
she got fired!
2006-12-09 18:37:02 · 8 answers · asked by somsom120 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the first one has potential, the second could use some work but not bad
2006-12-09 18:43:08 · answer #1 · answered by Jeremy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. EWWWW! Anybody got a barf bag?
2. Funny
2006-12-09 19:03:41 · answer #2 · answered by mama3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah ew to the first one loved the last one
2006-12-09 19:48:11 · answer #3 · answered by pookypoo1999 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL Nice one
2006-12-09 19:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by Dr.DRE 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, those are both funny. i give ya a 10
2006-12-09 18:44:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
100/100
very good
2006-12-09 18:40:59 · answer #6 · answered by Hermione 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-09 18:43:26 · answer #7 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
idk you need to work on your jokes lol sorry second one was kinda ok but not good enough to post
2006-12-09 18:40:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋