All categories - 9 December 2006

Two young boys were spending the night at Gramma's. At bedtime they knelt beside the bed to say their prayers, and the youngest began praying in a very loud voice.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY FOR NEW VIDEO GAMES. I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD PLAYER...... "
...and stopped as his older brother leaned over and nudged him, then asked, "Why are you shouting your prayers out loud? Our Father isn't deaf"!
To which the little brother answered, "No, but Gramma is"!

2006-12-09 01:58:47 · 13 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Jokes & Riddles

This guy who is two years younger than me, I am pretty sure that he has a crush on me. But, I also like this guy who is two years older than me. The first guy I see more than the second guy. What should I do?

2006-12-09 01:58:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I’ve been married for 3 years, and for 3 years I’ve endured abuse from my wife, verbally, physically and financially. What was thought to be a happy union turns up otherwise.
Ever since we are married, my wife created an environment in which I must obey and never argue. If that authority is been challenged, I’ll will be physically punished.
On average 5 times a week, I will be made to kneel on my knees slapping myself for questioning her or little mistakes that she could pick up. If I dun do it, she will threaten to leave the house. At times when I felt unfair and refuse the punishment, missiles of book, cup and whatever she can get her hands on will come hurling into my face. For three years, I’ve kept my silence and pray that my patience and love for her will somehow touched her and made her understand. Today, I’ve suffered two long cut on each of my forearm when she got into fit. I finally decided to make a police report, but I did not press charges. I still love her.

2006-12-09 01:58:32 · 11 answers · asked by CLOUDY 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Orchestras are different sizes (people wise) what is the fewestmnumber of people to make an orchestra?

2006-12-09 01:58:31 · 6 answers · asked by rtagg 1 in Performing Arts

Not long. Same thing with trolls.

2006-12-09 01:58:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-09 01:58:30 · 2 answers · asked by kaye ann 2 in History

i have norton anti virus but still my pc is working very strange.it keeps on lagging whatever task im doing.i have dell xps brand,pls out there i need some help

2006-12-09 01:58:19 · 7 answers · asked by taz 1 in Laptops & Notebooks

please post

2006-12-09 01:58:15 · 12 answers · asked by Franky 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 01:58:03 · 10 answers · asked by serenity 1 in Other - Pets

I have a Jack-Russle Pug mix and a Italiangreyhound.I want to start them in agility but yousing hose things such as brooms and stuff.Any tips tricks.

2006-12-09 01:57:54 · 3 answers · asked by snugglesgirl71405 1 in Dogs

how much does the upcoming TNA ppv cost?

2006-12-09 01:57:31 · 7 answers · asked by motleycrue0880 3 in Wrestling

Gerard Way
Pete Wentz
Travis Barker
Chris Brown
Brad Pitt

(other:if so,who?I already know that Johnny Depp is a babe.ROCK ON)
Of all of them,I'd definitely have to go with Gerard or Pete.

2006-12-09 01:57:31 · 7 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-09 01:57:30 · 5 answers · asked by 12345 1 in Celebrities

My mother nauseates on the ship and doesn't know what to do.

2006-12-09 01:57:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health & Safety

So my girlfriend and I have been going out for around a year now, we're both seniors in High School.... We've been really running into some rocky patches lately, I really used to love this girl and she was my "first love" I suppose you could say...I just dont have as much fun with her anymore, I care about her so much but I dont know if that "love" is still there anymore....

...I love talking to other girls, I'm a really big flirt and I really enjoy it..
I still REALLY CARE about this girl, but I just dont know what to do..

..any advice would be great..

2006-12-09 01:57:26 · 12 answers · asked by Bar19one 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-09 01:57:23 · 1 answers · asked by edwin k 1 in Fashion & Accessories

im useless at maths need to work out 36x£2.45 but have it all written out how i did it

2006-12-09 01:57:14 · 13 answers · asked by gazpatuk 1 in Mathematics

ever?

2006-12-09 01:57:09 · 7 answers · asked by garnes d 2 in Theater & Acting

my ex-husband , we were together for 8 years ,always told me that he didn't want to have a baby;also,once he said he didn't want baby with me .I never found out why.can you help me?and he always said he loved me ,but I believe he didn't as you can see he didn't want to continue living with me.

2006-12-09 01:57:06 · 7 answers · asked by mary 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

Does anyone know if Batista is ok after last nights attack from Booker and Finley?

2006-12-09 01:57:04 · 16 answers · asked by jodyjanisse78 1 in Wrestling

I have a butterfly sitting on a thistle. On my thigh.

2006-12-09 01:57:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

football's on - I'm off !!

chance to ask all those irritating questions that start .......
this one's for girls only !!!

rewind. paolo nutini.

2006-12-09 01:57:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

I am bringing wine and cheese over to a friend's house; What kind of cheese would go well with it?

2006-12-09 01:56:56 · 12 answers · asked by wackadoo 5 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

I felt wool and I make sweaters and handbags. I decided that recycled hand tooled leather belts would make a great strap, however I'm not quite sure how to attach the leather strap. any suggestions?

2006-12-09 01:56:56 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

Hi Friends
My name is Harsh and I am very weak in studies. Though I study well, I am not getting sufficient marks in the exams. This is creating so many problems for me. People say that I have weak concentration. Tell me various ways to increase my concentration and memory so that I can score nice in the exam.

2006-12-09 01:56:50 · 19 answers · asked by harsh.danny 2 in Mental Health

2006-12-09 01:56:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Why do more Swedish groups make it in the UK music chart, than any other non English speaking country? For example ABBA, Roxette, The Hives, The Cardigans. Anyone know any more swedish groups?

2006-12-09 01:56:40 · 13 answers · asked by skorpi_ru 2 in Music

issit good or not?

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

2006-12-09 01:56:36 · 15 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

If you had an IQ of 130, would you employ someone with an IQ of 180?

2006-12-09 01:56:32 · 11 answers · asked by providemydinner 1 in Standards & Testing