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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
2006-12-09 01:56:36 · 15 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe I love it, I got tears of laughter in my eyes,
thanks!
2006-12-09 02:32:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First hearing: Excellent 9/10...............
2006-12-09 10:14:41 · answer #2 · answered by thomasrobinsonantonio 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had never heard that one before. It's good.
2006-12-09 11:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!
2006-12-09 10:00:06 · answer #4 · answered by Ivy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2006-12-09 10:24:43 · answer #5 · answered by steffie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow.... You are a very "bad" person...
Thanks for making me LOL !!!
Vicky.
2006-12-09 10:21:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO. Funny!!!
2006-12-09 10:43:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH MY GOD to funny
2006-12-09 10:09:50 · answer #8 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he
good one
2006-12-09 10:28:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke!@
2006-12-09 09:58:19 · answer #10 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋