Two young boys were spending the night at Gramma's. At bedtime they knelt beside the bed to say their prayers, and the youngest began praying in a very loud voice.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE. I PRAY FOR NEW VIDEO GAMES. I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD PLAYER...... "
...and stopped as his older brother leaned over and nudged him, then asked, "Why are you shouting your prayers out loud? Our Father isn't deaf"!
To which the little brother answered, "No, but Gramma is"!
2006-12-09 01:58:47 · 13 answers · asked by jfmm 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That kid know which side of the bread that the butter is on!
Funny joke.
2006-12-10 17:10:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't pray for a new bike or new video games or a new DVD player.
Come on, folks.... God doesn't work that way. The Lord does not welcome thoughts of greed, prayers of your "desires"!
Steal them from Walmart and pray for forgiveness instead.
LOL
2006-12-09 02:24:16 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cute joke
2006-12-09 07:15:14 · answer #3 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very smart.... Indeed. funny Thumbs up for that one.
2006-12-09 02:40:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart kid!@
2006-12-09 02:00:42 · answer #5 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.
2006-12-09 02:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.... i find it funny cos my grandma is the same!!!
2006-12-09 02:01:47 · answer #7 · answered by bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smart@ss kid.
2006-12-09 02:49:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha nice joke ......
have heard it before also !!!!!!
nice try ...
2006-12-09 02:05:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2006-12-09 02:07:49 · answer #10 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋