This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "Nerds Not Allowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!"
He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says, "You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?"
The truck driver says, "I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I am hauling."
The bartender says, "Okay, truck drivers are not nerds." and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away.
The truck driver said, totally shocked, "Why did you do that?"
The bartender said, "Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are in season now. You don't even need a license."
The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway.
He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.
A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.
The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season."
"Well, sure," said the patrolman. "But you can't bait 'em."
2006-12-09 20:07:32 · 6 answers · asked by al p 3 in Jokes & Riddles
I am a middle aged man and have recently had many women tell me I'm handsome. I have never considered myself a good looking man, so I am a bit confused. Is 'Handsom' the same as 'Good-looking'? Are they interested in me and this is there way of broaching the subject? Hoping you can help!
2006-12-09 20:07:21 · 6 answers · asked by superdudeforever32 2 in Other - Society & Culture
2006-12-09 20:07:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce
My kid is presently 1year 6months and I had stopped breast feeding at 9 months.
2006-12-09 20:07:14 · 6 answers · asked by JT 1 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting
Islam teachings need a reformation/ enlightment immediately?
2006-12-09 20:07:10 · 6 answers · asked by Konfuzius 3 in Other - Society & Culture
Today's rules of dececy here (and everywhere-TV, music, and EVEN the workplace) seem to get bent pretty regularly. So then, very directly, post your words without offending anyone!!!
2006-12-09 20:07:09 · 11 answers · asked by rovertscott 1 in Singles & Dating
2006-12-09 20:07:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-12-09 20:06:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-12-09 20:06:50 · 23 answers · asked by music4life20 1 in Other - Pets
I founded Unknown Bank, to help poor people of G8. I accept money from anywhere. The purpose is this money never to be used again.
2006-12-09 20:06:32 · 13 answers · asked by unknown u 3 in Community Service
Most of the people in Georg's administration, and in the FBI, don't know a damn thing about Islam or the middle east. We are supposed to be fighiting a war against these people. If we don't even know the beliefs or our enemy, how are we to fight them.
Several members of the FBI and Bush administration were interviwed, none of them knew the difference between a sunni and a shiite.
2006-12-09 20:06:22 · 7 answers · asked by Prince C 1 in Politics
besides target walmart and such
2006-12-09 20:06:18 · 8 answers · asked by Bethany L 1 in Parenting
I dont get it do they think it makes them kool?
im tired of seeing ppl wearin the same things thinking that theyre so hardcore.
2006-12-09 20:06:11 · 7 answers · asked by XxLexy LovexX 1 in Other - Beauty & Style
2006-12-09 20:06:04 · 6 answers · asked by EvilFairy 3 in Video & Online Games
2006-12-09 20:05:58 · 11 answers · asked by god 1 in Singles & Dating
To the gentleman that said the car manufacturers work with the tire companys! The major car company's do not give two you know what about what kind of tires go on their vehicles. They want the cheapest tire possible. Its all based upon cost. Trust me, I sold these things, I asked questions, I got the same answer everytime from managers, distributors. Also the 40k i got off my tires, those are factory, and I baby my Jeep. Every other tire in the country can probably get about 70k on their tires given the same situation. I've seen your picture, you are like 80 years old and you're talking to a bunch of teens and twenty year olds, find another hobby you pervert.
2006-12-09 20:05:57 · 5 answers · asked by sweet t 1 in Maintenance & Repairs
i have an '06 chevy silverado truck, standard 2 wheel drive. more of a residential truck. i just got it and i have heard that in the snow and ice up here on the country roads in west virginia it will need some help. simply asking if chains are a good option? are they hard to put on? any other options you guys might know of that may help? thanks in advance!
2006-12-09 20:05:42 · 10 answers · asked by de e 1 in Other - Cars & Transportation
2006-12-09 20:05:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce
And what can I do to curb this new cat phenomenon? He is the most gorgeous thing otherwise, but has just started cornering, hissing and swiping at guests. I can't afford to keep up the bandaids!!
2006-12-09 20:05:34 · 8 answers · asked by whingybaby 2 in Cats
Do you think that you're first love can sometimes be the right ne for you?
2006-12-09 20:05:30 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
You're not an atheist until you learn the concept of God and reject it.
2006-12-09 20:05:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality
2006-12-09 20:05:17 · 2 answers · asked by scorpion 1 in Friends
I will be 27 in two months. What do I have to look forward to? I'm happy now. . . . .but is there more?
2006-12-09 20:05:17 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy
I mean even as a friend. And of course I mean either opposite sex here, or whatever gender you're interested in.
2006-12-09 20:05:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating
i just watched the titanic today and i have watched it many other times before but i was just wondering if people here thought that when Jack died, and rose had to let go, was all that sad. it made me cry.
2006-12-09 20:05:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies
2006-12-09 20:04:49 · 8 answers · asked by manna eater 3 in Religion & Spirituality
for love
(mmm, wink wink)
2006-12-09 20:04:49 · 20 answers · asked by Bender 6 in Other - Family & Relationships
2006-12-09 20:04:43 · 21 answers · asked by Chuck Dhue 4 in Military
2006-12-09 20:04:15 · 12 answers · asked by amodgrover 1 in Women's Health
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