“Silence in court. The suspect will now state her side of the story”
The old lady begins,
"Your honor, I’m 86 years old. So there I was, sitting on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a handsome young man came strolling up on the porch and sat beside me. He started to rub my thigh oooh!, and it felt good, Your Honor. So I didn't stop him, and he began to rub my old breasts ooooh, Your Honor. Why, Your Honor, I hadn't felt that good in years! So I just spreaded my old legs and said to him, "TAKE ME, you gorgeous handsome young man, TAKE ME!!" That's when he Yelled, "April Fooooool!" and that's when I shot the Son of aBitch!"
2006-12-09
22:35:09
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