“Silence in court. The suspect will now state her side of the story”
The old lady begins,
"Your honor, I’m 86 years old. So there I was, sitting on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a handsome young man came strolling up on the porch and sat beside me. He started to rub my thigh oooh!, and it felt good, Your Honor. So I didn't stop him, and he began to rub my old breasts ooooh, Your Honor. Why, Your Honor, I hadn't felt that good in years! So I just spreaded my old legs and said to him, "TAKE ME, you gorgeous handsome young man, TAKE ME!!" That's when he Yelled, "April Fooooool!" and that's when I shot the Son of aBitch!"
2006-12-09 22:35:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha really funny ~ i can't see that she is really done anything wrong.
2006-12-09 22:41:23 · answer #1 · answered by Pd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry for old maamaaa pray better next time
2006-12-09 23:18:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha u funny thumb up
2006-12-09 22:37:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
she should be found innocent of any wrong doing, but it was pretty good
2006-12-09 22:44:51 · answer #4 · answered by jaycee99999999 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heeheehee....... never play with a mature woman's emotions! LOL. LOL.
2006-12-10 00:24:52 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
her d.o.b and bloodgroup didt match
2006-12-09 22:39:28 · answer #6 · answered by uzairlakdawala 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok, tragic, not bad.
2006-12-09 22:55:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!!!
10/10!!!
nice one!!!!
2006-12-09 22:50:26 · answer #8 · answered by bugi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one man.......oohh!!!
ha ha !!1.
2006-12-09 22:38:24 · answer #9 · answered by Spirit of ~^Spirituality^~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2006-12-09 23:18:27 · answer #10 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋