A billionaire decides to have a huge party for his 50th birthday in his garden, with a bar, a band, food, waitresses, swimming-pool,etc. He invites all his neighbours, and he invites Paddy as well, the only Irish man in the neighbourhood. So the party is on, champagne, petits fours, everything is great. Then the billionaire says :"I'll give 1 million euros to the first person who dares to fight the alligator who is in the swimming-pool". The sentence wasn't finished yet that Paddy is in the water fighting for a make or break war with the alligator. After 10 mins of fight, Paddy kills the alligator. The billionaire arrives :"Ok Paddy, I'll give you the million euros.
-I don't want the money !
-What do you want ? My porsche, so take the keys.
-I don't want your porsche !
-Do you want my golden rolex ? come on take it !
-I don't want your watch !!
-So what do you want ??
-I want the name of the asshole who pushed me in the water !!!
2006-12-06
01:21:50
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