A billionaire decides to have a huge party for his 50th birthday in his garden, with a bar, a band, food, waitresses, swimming-pool,etc. He invites all his neighbours, and he invites Paddy as well, the only Irish man in the neighbourhood. So the party is on, champagne, petits fours, everything is great. Then the billionaire says :"I'll give 1 million euros to the first person who dares to fight the alligator who is in the swimming-pool". The sentence wasn't finished yet that Paddy is in the water fighting for a make or break war with the alligator. After 10 mins of fight, Paddy kills the alligator. The billionaire arrives :"Ok Paddy, I'll give you the million euros.
-I don't want the money !
-What do you want ? My porsche, so take the keys.
-I don't want your porsche !
-Do you want my golden rolex ? come on take it !
-I don't want your watch !!
-So what do you want ??
-I want the name of the asshole who pushed me in the water !!!
2006-12-06 01:21:50 · 16 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke lol,somehow people here always make me laugh.
2006-12-06 01:27:13 · answer #1 · answered by Raven 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What country with alligators as a native species uses the Euro as its currency? Why would an Irishman use an Americanism like "asshole"?
2006-12-06 09:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like he needs some Gatorade !
2006-12-06 09:25:13 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best.
2006-12-06 09:23:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for a good laugh
2006-12-06 09:24:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seen this one 2 times on here already.... oldie...
2006-12-06 09:37:35 · answer #6 · answered by P!ss Ant 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
an oldie but a goody
2006-12-06 09:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny one.
2006-12-06 09:24:37 · answer #8 · answered by Tony M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Don't like the "a" word though but funny still...hehehehe
2006-12-06 09:29:54 · answer #9 · answered by Alias G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-12-06 09:26:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋