All categories - 5 December 2006

because if the are not dunb the are not blonde {hair dyed} if the are naturaly blonde the are to dunb to know the are being offended.

is this true?

2006-12-05 02:33:33 · 10 answers · asked by armaghmadman 2 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-12-05 02:33:32 · 6 answers · asked by J.C 1 in Women's Health

A little boy was doing his math homework.

He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a ***** is seven. Three plus six, that son of a ***** is nine...." His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom." "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked. "Yes," he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition." The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a ***** is four?" After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four.

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2006-12-05 02:33:32 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Transylvania 6500? What were some other good "camp" movies around the same time that you liked?

2006-12-05 02:33:29 · 8 answers · asked by lucky 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 02:33:23 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

2006-12-05 02:33:22 · 4 answers · asked by AndyW 1 in Sydney

Hello everyone! I am a 34 yr old straight female and I have read many questions and answers in all categories. I am a very curious person and consider myself very open minded. I do not understand (maybe understand but not condone) gaybashing, prejudice, bigotry, racism, etc. Like anyone it easy to form an opinion without knowledge and I prefer to be informed. How can people get on Yahoo Q&A and spout some of the crap that they do? I have read many responses on the GLBT section and think that most have no choice in gendered preference. My question is (for the sake of knowledge) if you were not *born* homosexual and it was a preference, why did you choose it, were you abused growing up, if so do you feel that is why you chose the same sex? I of course understand attraction and chemistry which all loving relationships have to have, but there is also the sexual part of any relationship. It seems to me that men's and women's bodies were naturally meant to mesh together.

2006-12-05 02:33:19 · 13 answers · asked by F.A.Q. 4 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

Have you not noticed that negativity gets great numbers of feedback while deep spiritual questions get far less?

Where are the spiritual on this forum?

2006-12-05 02:33:14 · 7 answers · asked by TROLL BOY 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-05 02:33:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

Everytime I overtake a car,
its a victory for me the overtaker,
over the car passed.
It's like psychosocial warfare
But if the (German) road is empty
and I'm doing over 120 mph I fall into a focus
which is like a medative state.
I fall into the silence which is almost bliss.
This is so addictive how do I get rid of it?

2006-12-05 02:33:09 · 3 answers · asked by franslaimbock 4 in Mental Health

This Thursday in the evening i would like to do something a bit different, not just a pub or meal blah blah blah...

Ok so far I thought of a jack the ripper tour, wine tasting and a christmas market but that closes too soon!

Please help me??!

2006-12-05 02:33:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Heat

I can feel the sultry heat, as you enter the door,
A sweat drizzled body; I have a need to explore.
Your eyes are surgical, piercing my soul,
Without even touching me, removing my clothes.
My body trembles as you move closer to your destination,
My body began to motion, without hesitation.

You bathe my flesh with warm and demanding kisses,
I tried to whisper, my mouth uttered hisses.
Your strong arms held me captive in your embrace,
As a reinforced fortress, there was no escape.
Our bodies were like waves crashing on the shore,
Like an unsatisfied desire, begging for more.

This endless pleasure, time had stood still,
Uncontrollable rapture, no more against my will.
I was now held hostage in your bondage of passion,
I want everything you have to offer, nothing to be rationed.
As we climbed up the mountain, about to approach the peak,

Uuhhh...don't move...don't stop...let me linger in your...heat!

ursula susette

2006-12-05 02:33:07 · 2 answers · asked by suzyqu81 1 in Books & Authors

now my hair r 'not' falling , but how 2
" re - grow " d lost 1s ? plz suggest something..... !

2006-12-05 02:33:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

for example addicting games, freeonlinegame, or gamesloth. I would use them but they are blocked at school. I play games after school.

2006-12-05 02:33:02 · 6 answers · asked by shdw471@sbcglobal.net 2 in Video & Online Games

The child's grandfather's name is William Marc Johnson
The child's father's name is William Marc Johnson, Jr.
The child is to be named William Joseph Johnson.
Is the child a third (III)? Why or why not?

For example, should the child be put down on the birth certificate as William Joseph Johnson, III (even though he has a different middle name from the grandfather and father).

2006-12-05 02:32:57 · 7 answers · asked by Nese H 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

i have tried a heating pad and also have taken a hot shower, but doesnt seem to help.

2006-12-05 02:32:51 · 6 answers · asked by laura s 3 in Pain & Pain Management

Any one know wher I can buy these.

2006-12-05 02:32:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fashion & Accessories

2006-12-05 02:32:44 · 6 answers · asked by SUSIE 2 in Sociology

Mine is Like a Prayer...

2006-12-05 02:32:40 · 25 answers · asked by Jane2006 2 in Music

2006-12-05 02:32:40 · 2 answers · asked by Dee 1 in Physics

2006-12-05 02:32:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-05 02:32:24 · 6 answers · asked by divisha 1 in Music

I am M.Sc(IT) intersted in learning this new technology called SAP.
M totally new to this technology so quite anxious to know about the future of this technology.

2006-12-05 02:32:17 · 4 answers · asked by Ekta P 1 in Higher Education (University +)

This question folows on to my original question about my siamese fighter fish dying. First of all thanks for all the replys. But now i am confused, is everyone saying that it is beneficial to keep a fighter in a smaller tank? The fighter that diedseemed to love the space of a huge tank and swim around every part of it. Am i right in thinking that in nature they don't have a choice as to how they live? I have got a new fighter, so would it be better for him if i took him out of the big tank and put him in the smaller tank? Is the reason that they feel safer in a smaller tank?

2006-12-05 02:32:11 · 14 answers · asked by Tanya W 2 in Fish

Hi Friends,

I am pregnant & I went to my GP, she recommended me one hospital which is really worst & other 2 options were equally worst.. my question is can you select any other hospital or request, if yes does any official website or documents mentiones which I can show my GP as she is really rude.

Please advice I am concern for myself & Child.

2006-12-05 02:32:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

I noticed it whenever I was focus looking at the white sky or looking at white surface,I was actually trying to focus looking at floater,but I noticed some tiny dots swirling and flickering in my field of vision...this only happen when I try to look at the anything bright and clear....Is this some kind of hallucination?Is it normal?

2006-12-05 02:32:11 · 12 answers · asked by joe 4 in Other - Health

contact your brother at ljd@m33access.com

2006-12-05 02:32:08 · 1 answers · asked by Gerry 7 in Friends

Thats right, during the black plague of Europe and Asia, the Roman Catholic church, struggling to maintain authority, decided to spread a vicious rumor about how the Germanic Jews poisoned the water supply, creating the black death? Not so nice huh?

2006-12-05 02:32:05 · 36 answers · asked by Sean 5 in Religion & Spirituality

If it was really demoted then what is it's classification? Why was it changed? Is there a name for the new planet that was found yet?

2006-12-05 02:32:05 · 10 answers · asked by Nelly 4 in Astronomy & Space

I have a user that has a Dell laptop and was updating her Windows XP last night. Unfortunately she shut the laptop lid and now windows hangs after you log in and run the usual start up motions. It gives an svchost error and then right after that the machine locks. I have tried to DL and install from cd the upgrade but the files get copied and then the machine, you guest it locks up. This machine has windows media contection on it as well, if that means anything. Any thoughts.

2006-12-05 02:32:04 · 4 answers · asked by ndgrad2001 1 in Laptops & Notebooks