All categories - 30 November 2006

A man escapes from prison?
where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

2006-11-30 01:27:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

I am usually confused, perhaps something in life. In night I feel alone, I hope someone could chat with me, kill the boring time, and help me in resolving some puzzle of life!

2006-11-30 01:27:54 · 11 answers · asked by yzqwst 1 in Friends

2006-11-30 01:27:54 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A few years ago we had a JVC cam corder and I recorded the births of my daughters and son,I still have the tapes but not the cam corder is there anyway I can get the content of those tapes put on DVD or VHS tape with out the cam corder?

2006-11-30 01:27:46 · 2 answers · asked by Lin 3 in Camcorders

I have Microsoft Office 2003 and when i go to open my word document it takes long to open and sometimes will freeze. My document is a letter and not big at all with no photos. I ran a repair with my cd - uninstalled office/ reinstalled it. I try to rename the Normal.dot file and I still have the problem. I dont' have this problem with excel or powerpoint.

2006-11-30 01:27:46 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

2006-11-30 01:27:42 · 25 answers · asked by staciesweet 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 01:27:33 · 11 answers · asked by some o 1 in Law & Ethics

I found it amusing that some people think the trio of Pujols, Edmunds, and Rolen are better than Lee, Soriano, Ramirez.

Edmunds,Rolen,Pujols,= 90 hr 2006
Lee.Ramirez,Soriano=92 hr 2006

I'm talking about homeruns only.
I think the cubs willbr better than the cardinals. I forgot to mention Lee missed around 112 games.

2006-11-30 01:27:32 · 17 answers · asked by A.M. 3 in Baseball

I wanna coz I wud b needing something like an inventory database/spreadsheet! Wud MS Access be enough?
Coz I don't know how to make Access as a spreadsheet? Where I can used it to put deliveries & pull outs and update the values on a daily basis!

2006-11-30 01:27:31 · 4 answers · asked by kris2pe y 2 in Software

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It's_a_Good_Life_(The_Twilight_Zone)

Is it really that good?

2006-11-30 01:27:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I use SILK brand (chocolate and vanilla)

2006-11-30 01:27:25 · 5 answers · asked by B3@ch B@LL 1 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-11-30 01:27:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

After all, they have never been to Africa have they?

2006-11-30 01:27:15 · 12 answers · asked by Little Mark 2 in Sociology

Is the method employed by scientist in ascertaining the entropy of the universe accurate and reliable.

2006-11-30 01:27:12 · 1 answers · asked by Nucifera 3 in Astronomy & Space

I have always asked myself,
Are we God's only creation?

2006-11-30 01:27:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

My son is 15 weeks old and has always wanted to eat at the same times usually. Well now we have upgraded to bigger bottles and he is chowing them down! It just seems like he is hungry all the time so for the past few weeks I have been giving him a tablespoon of rice cereal in his bottles at night before he goes to bed. But during the day he is still eating all the time. Should I start giving him cereal during the day in his bottles or even spoon feeding it? Or should I try baby food?

2006-11-30 01:26:48 · 17 answers · asked by chelsfl83 1 in Newborn & Baby

^_^

2006-11-30 01:26:42 · 30 answers · asked by RAINGIRL 6 in Polls & Surveys

I owe $54.00 on my car payment its about two weeks late? Does anyone know if this is cause for car reposession. by the way this is my first time being late.

2006-11-30 01:26:40 · 7 answers · asked by terjar4 1 in Credit

I'm doing a school project and I'm not familiar with baseball.

2006-11-30 01:26:36 · 14 answers · asked by peridotglow@sbcglobal.net 2 in Baseball

i think italy played well ,actually amazingly well from the defensive aspect....especially that they had cannavaro...the best defender at the tournament....and in the world! but i think the germans where unlucky to go out....they played total football in my opinion...and they deserved it the most...no offence to any italian fans! just an opinion! :)

2006-11-30 01:26:35 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-11-30 01:26:22 · 29 answers · asked by ndeepuachari 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-30 01:26:13 · 11 answers · asked by Byron A 3 in Religion & Spirituality

My doc gave me a script for Trazadone and I took one last night and now I can't hardly move from being so groggy. Any suggestions on how to wake up from this fog so I can get some stuff done? I have already been drinking a ton of coffee...not working! Help!!!! :)

2006-11-30 01:26:12 · 6 answers · asked by ♥Stacy 6 in Other - Health

My dad had a piece of rental property. It was in bad shape the last tenants trashed it, breaking numerous windows ruining all the plumbing by cutting it, the wiring everything. We came in remodeled, and paid rent. He then decided that wasn't good enough he also wanted us to remodel at his house as well. We went there every day we had off and expected us to come out every night as well. We couldn't afford it with driving to his house 40 miles away and still get to work. He didn't care he demanded we be out there. When we went on holiday for Thanksgiving he told us we had no right to any form of personal time. We owed him. My husband wants to move NOW but we can't afford it. Barely able to afford a gallon of gas. My dad has other children too and they ask for help and he doesn't require "slave trade" from them or their spouses. Should we quietly save money up to move away as far as we can? I am greatful he's given us a place to live, but how greatful must I continue to be?

2006-11-30 01:26:07 · 3 answers · asked by Franchesca 2 in Family

2006-11-30 01:26:04 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

lots of thumbs down?

2006-11-30 01:26:03 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

really that stupid to have such strong feelings for someone who just might not feel the same way about you? Or do we have some type of 'sixth sense' where maybe we do know they really like us? =[[

2006-11-30 01:25:54 · 4 answers · asked by K 3 in Psychology

Does anyone else think that this is hilarious! Its not like the whale ate him. The whale is probably sick of doing tricks so he decided to mess with the trainer. I think its funny and Ironic. What do you all think?

2006-11-30 01:25:52 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - News & Events

dont you hate it when people report? i think they are a bunch of douchbags.

2006-11-30 01:25:47 · 17 answers · asked by manatee_love 3 in Polls & Surveys