A man escapes from prison?
where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
2006-11-30 01:27:58 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
ha ha!!! that is the funniest thing that i have heard all day!
2006-11-30 01:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by hotchickhazeleyed 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Joke 1
Whats the speed limit of sex
68 cause 69 u have to turn around
Joke 2
Why cant people count to 70
cause 69 a mouth full
2006-11-30 09:41:21 · answer #2 · answered by sammlwrd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...that is a good one! However My favorite is a man from up north goes to Tennessee for the Holidays and notices a Nativity scene where the 3 wise men have on fire hats! Puzzled He goes inside the store and asks the sales lady why the 3 wise men are wearing fire hats? The southern lady looks at him with disgust and asks him " you're from up north ain't you? The man replies yes but what does that have to do with my question? The lady sighs and asks well don't y'all read your Bible Mister? The man replies yes! The lady replies (disgusted further) Well then you ought to know the Bible clearly says that the 3 wise men came from ah- far! (A FIRE) LMAO..Happy Holidays YA ALL!
2006-11-30 09:40:23 · answer #3 · answered by lil redneck 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the Family & Relationships category, not "Ancient Bad Jokes". Do you have a question for the Yahoo Answers panel, or are you just wasting time while you play hooky from school again?
2006-11-30 09:37:40 · answer #4 · answered by My Evil Twin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2006-11-30 10:04:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry check up before posting this has already appeared this week. It was funny the first time
2006-11-30 09:29:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Heard it before
2006-11-30 09:30:27 · answer #7 · answered by Yeah yeah yeah 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
very funny I think I heard that some where
2006-11-30 09:31:44 · answer #8 · answered by sexy_happy_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL..funny but it was posted last week hunni
2006-11-30 09:31:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol thats alsome i love that that was funny as hell were did you get that
2006-11-30 09:32:08 · answer #10 · answered by slick_chik316 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋