All categories - 24 November 2006

2006-11-24 04:13:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

15.why is it that a doctors work is called a practice?
16. Y is it that when u r drivin and lookin for an address, u turn down the volume?
17.If a cow sneezed would milk come out of his nose
18.what hair color do they put on bald mens drivers lisences
19.IF THE BLACK BOX SURVIVES A pLANE CRASH WHY ISNT THE WHOLE PLANE MADE OF THE STUFF
20.WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM
21.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
22.Why do they call it “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” when they know the answer is going to be
everyone?
23.How many people do you need to consider it a mass suicide/murder?
24.Could a tanning bed kill a vampire? If not would they get a tan?
25.How long is it until your relationship is considered a long-term relationship?
26.If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go
anywhere you want?
27.If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no
one is comfortable?
28.If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
29.Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?
30.stop looking its not in there
31.Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals?
32.Why do they say "an alarms going off," if it is really going on?
33.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
34.Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
35.If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
36.If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
37.If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
38.Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
39.Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
40.Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
41.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
42.Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
43.Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big
one?
44.Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
45.If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?
46.How important doesa person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just
murdered?
47.Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in
case of an accident?
48.Can you cry under water?
49. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween,
its encouraged Why is that ?
50.why is it that someone says head up when they mean for you to duck?

2006-11-24 04:13:07 · 11 answers · asked by moo 3 in Trivia

I work with many people from all over the world, and I often receive mail from countries such as the USA, Italy, India ... etc. Is it worth it if I keep the stamps I find on the envelopes? Will it be of great value in the future? can you please give me examples? Thanks!

2006-11-24 04:13:05 · 2 answers · asked by Ziad 1 in Economics

Ok so this girl erin and I are like freakin sworn enemies. I want to know who pulled the better prank on who. When she walked to sharpen her pencil in class I took her big paper for english and I wrote in her handwriting "Mr. (I won't say the teachers name for his sake), i'd be suprised if you read this far you asshole and if you did give me an F." After she found this out she got me back when I was sleeping on the bus ride home in the back seat, she squatted over me and took a wizz on my face. Who got the better of who? And did i deserve that?!

2006-11-24 04:12:52 · 8 answers · asked by ubersteve619 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-24 04:12:46 · 11 answers · asked by Quinnie 2 in Christmas

Oliver is just rowdy and likes to bite things.

2006-11-24 04:12:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

i need an online map to work out the distance that i cycle, like a map which i just pin point my route and it will tell me how far iv'e cycled.
thanks!

2006-11-24 04:12:43 · 11 answers · asked by Dom B 1 in Cycling

2006-11-24 04:12:38 · 8 answers · asked by MsFocus1 1 in Birds

I'm visiting London in December and i'm looking for some original places to go and visit. stores that are selling crazy stuff, places with a strange or cool decoration , old or funky closes to buy, shows or a live music bar, original (but cheap) restaurants... all sugestions are very welcome!

2006-11-24 04:12:35 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in London

2006-11-24 04:12:32 · 54 answers · asked by Monkeyphil 4 in Etiquette

how much cigarettes do you on an average smoke per day?

From when have you been doing this.???

I smoke 2 cigarettes per day and sometimes 5 - 6 and ocassionally 10 and above

2006-11-24 04:12:29 · 3 answers · asked by Rebellion Theory 1 in Other - Health

i just got this creative cam from a friend but it doesnt have any software how can i use it because i really wanna stay in touch with friends and my camera is broke?

2006-11-24 04:12:25 · 5 answers · asked by tca2002_2003 1 in Add-ons

they left the security tag on the shirt and i just realized it, is there any way to take it off at home?

2006-11-24 04:12:25 · 13 answers · asked by Vicky 3 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-11-24 04:12:08 · 17 answers · asked by bigbrian 1 in Polls & Surveys

My girlfriend and I have been together for just over a year now. But I fear she is becoming too dominant. I wouldn't say I am the submissive type, but I do let her get away with a lot of things. But over the weekend she demanded that I be her human toilet. I refused immediatley and she got very mad and hasn't talked to me since. I really do not want to give in, but must I to get her to talk to me again? Would you ever consider doing such a thing?1

2006-11-24 04:12:07 · 10 answers · asked by ubersteve619 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

2006-11-24 04:12:04 · 7 answers · asked by Stac 2 in Cell Phones & Plans

I heard that deodorant blocks holes in the armpit (sorry for my lack of scientific knowledge)... so that sweat is not allow to be releazed..
Is this actually safe? Or is it harmfull?

2006-11-24 04:11:59 · 16 answers · asked by silvs 5 in Men's Health

2006-11-24 04:11:56 · 19 answers · asked by fabian w 1 in Glasgow

i feel like being lazy and going with a ham and swiss. but i really love ham salad alot. but im not feeling ambitious enough to make ham salad.

2006-11-24 04:11:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my father in the last 15 years has worked in 5 different hospitals, each one of them had loads of money spent on it by building new departments etc then a year later they were closed down.

he now works in another hosptial and they are currnetly spending millions in refirbishment etc and now there are rumours of closure even in the papers,
i work also for the nhs and where i work we have just had a load of remoddeling etc and now there has been a meeting to decide our future one of the options and the most likely is, closure, i wanna know what the hell is going on. i feel they are creating a need for private hospitals they are getting the buildings ready so privatisation can just move in. what are your views

2006-11-24 04:11:49 · 6 answers · asked by chocchip24 2 in Other - Politics & Government

My bf is catholic..wants me to become catholic. I prefer to believe as long as you have faith..no particular practicing religion is the best...

2006-11-24 04:11:28 · 19 answers · asked by tana 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-24 04:11:25 · 5 answers · asked by eoeo 2 in Words & Wordplay

2006-11-24 04:11:24 · 2 answers · asked by I Love Pizza 2 in Music

Ok my friend's mom is having a baby and doesn't know what name to pick but she's thinking about ashley. Different ways to spell it, meaning, similar names????

2006-11-24 04:11:24 · 39 answers · asked by jcjakn1 2 in Baby Names

I think Santa Claus is a woman.
he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized,
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, and I have a tough time believing a guy could possibly pull it all off!

For starters, the vast majority of men don't even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve. Once at the mall, they always seem surprised to find only Ronco products, socket wrench sets, and mood rings left on the shelves. On this count alone, I'm convinced Santa is a woman. Surely, if he were a man, everyone in the universe would wake up Christmas morning to find a rotating musical Chia Pet under the tree, still in the bag.

Another problem for a he-Santa would be getting there. First of all, there would be no reindeer because they would all be dead, gutted and strapped on to the rear bumper of the sleigh amid wide-eyed, desperate claims that buck season had been extended. Blitzen's rack would already be on the way to the taxidermist.

Even if the male Santa DID have reindeer, he'd still have transportation problems because he would inevitably get lost up there in the snow and clouds and then refuse to stop and ask for directions.

Other reasons why Santa can't possibly be a man:

- Men can't pack a bag.
- Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
- Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves.
- Men don't answer their mail.
- Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowl-full of jelly."
- Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.
- Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.
- Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.

2006-11-24 04:11:23 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

which is better?

2006-11-24 04:11:17 · 20 answers · asked by bigbrian 1 in Other - Food & Drink

Why do I like girls with brown hair,blue eyes and that ther birthsday is betwenn september and december? do anyone has a theory?in any case i was born in november 22

2006-11-24 04:11:11 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

who thinks the bcs is a joke? i think its pathetic that a team like florida or arkansas wont be in the title game when the sec is the toughest confrence in the country,our weekest team could easily beat michigan, its not fair to florida who should be undefeated if it wernt for the refs in the auburn game!! they need to change the bcs. anyone agree?

2006-11-24 04:11:10 · 15 answers · asked by birdman 1 in Football (American)

I was a beatiful girl and I use to get many bf. But, ever since my last bf dump me, I have been looking ugly ( not ugly, but not hot) and it been 2 mouths. I know how i look beatiful, should I be beatiful again?

2006-11-24 04:11:08 · 18 answers · asked by Angel 2 in Singles & Dating

Let's see which one wins!

My vote: The Life of Brian!

2006-11-24 04:11:07 · 9 answers · asked by Mary7 3 in Movies