All categories - 23 November 2006

Two weeks ago was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that

morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,

"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me .. As it turned out,

she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought,

well, that's wives for you, the children will remember..The children came in

to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was

feeling pretty low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Sara said, "Good morning, Boss.

Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I

worked until noon, then Sara knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's

such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,

just you and me. " I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard

all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;

instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and

enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You

know, it's such a beautiful day we don't need to go back to the office, do

we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think

I'll go into the bedroom."

"Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a

huge birthday cake...followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our

friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there...

on the couch...

Completely naked.

2006-11-23 19:50:59 · 26 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-23 19:50:52 · 4 answers · asked by Kira C 1 in Las Vegas

2006-11-23 19:50:08 · 11 answers · asked by Stan the man 7 in Thanksgiving

have very very many problems now and very many things needed to do now. I know I won't manage to do all needed in time or will do this bad because it's just to much of this! That's why I've become so depressed that I even can't do anything at all and only just sit on-line or watch a movie or do anything else but not what I have to. I almost stopped going out of my house. And I fill time passing so quickly! And I also feel like nobody loves me and nobody really cares about me. I've also broken up with a boyfriend with who we were together for several years and now he doesn't speak to me so that's also hard to feel. Can anyone help me with an advice how to get rid of this depression? Thank you very much! Maria

2006-11-23 19:49:59 · 12 answers · asked by Maria 2 in Mental Health

That you were stuck on an elevator packed with strangers and you cant talk to each other

2006-11-23 19:49:44 · 17 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

I would love to sky dive.
But I have this horrible fear of heights and
I don't know how to get over it.

2006-11-23 19:49:42 · 14 answers · asked by COOKIE 5 in Psychology

If happen, I know the sun will come from the west..but will the weather change? Any strange happen? Thx for reading :)

2006-11-23 19:49:25 · 21 answers · asked by ho_999uk 1 in Earth Sciences & Geology

every once and a while it will stop for about 3-4 seconds while i am surfing and it will temporarily, if clicked, display the not working symbol (the blank white box), its getting very annoying lately as i am trying to watch videos etc etc. any help would be appreciated.

2006-11-23 19:49:22 · 6 answers · asked by winger_07 2 in Software

Please... Do tell!!

Lets just say Santa filed my address in archives already!!

2006-11-23 19:48:57 · 4 answers · asked by Claude 6 in Other - Holidays

I recently discovered that a friend of mine loves pearls, as I do. But is it weird for a girl to buy another girl jewelry for xmas if we're not partners? I'm thinking of getting her either a pair of earrings or a bracelet.

2006-11-23 19:48:46 · 13 answers · asked by K.K. Slider 1 in Fashion & Accessories

It just seems Yahoo answers has a small cult of religious types and although I'm very tollerant...

My cup runneth over on people answering some serious religious question I pose with 'God Loves You' or 'Its about faith'...

thats sounds to me like a convienient 'cover-all' answer...

Would you be satisfied as an answer if someone murdered your friend and when asked for the reason said 'because God Loves me?'

Sorry... maybe i'm just ranting... but why do they bother?!?!

Why cant they keep their beleives to themselves rather than go quoting bible passages in answers like its supposed to impress me!

I mean is it insecurity they have?

I'll make an example and leave it there, I asked why God plagues us with acne and baldness... how does that fit into Gods plan'

and out of 22 answers, 12 had 'because God Loves you' in it...

over to you maestro!...

2006-11-23 19:48:43 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

...Please give me just three of your favorites...Thank you ^.^

2006-11-23 19:48:38 · 4 answers · asked by 梅子怪李 2 in Other - Home & Garden

My boyfriend and I were both virgins and we had sex for the first time recently. We tried the missionary position and he was penetrating me for awhile (about 5 minutes-10 minutes) but neither of us could orgasm. So we tried it again with me on top for awhile but we both still didn't orgasm. I know its normal for a girl to not orgasm the first time she has sex but isn't it alot easier for a guy to achieve orgasm his first time? Is it normal he didn't orgasm his first time? I also can't get him off with a hand job either. Is there something wrong with him? Are we doing something wrong?

2006-11-23 19:48:31 · 8 answers · asked by bananas 1 in Women's Health

I just want a question where everyone is entitled to an opinion and nobody is criticized...getting boring

2006-11-23 19:48:11 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Yards
Touchdowns
celebration after a touchdown

2006-11-23 19:47:59 · 4 answers · asked by Cincyfan0591 4 in Football (American)

What is Prague like in December? Has anyone stayed at the Mandarin Oriental?

2006-11-23 19:47:48 · 6 answers · asked by HolisticHealth 1 in Other - Europe

Who is your favorite standup comedian?

2006-11-23 19:47:42 · 8 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

the name of defence minister after pranab mukhargee

2006-11-23 19:47:30 · 12 answers · asked by kdg 1 in Government

asked you out who you did not know. And also what is the worst.

2006-11-23 19:47:24 · 8 answers · asked by RIP 1 in Singles & Dating

i think it's all a piont of view

2006-11-23 19:47:22 · 13 answers · asked by Laughing Man 4 in Religion & Spirituality

So, if someone is for example turkish, lives in Turkey the first 15 yrs of his life than moves to England and lives there for 25 yrs, in what language will he think? His thoughts will be in english or in turkish?

2006-11-23 19:47:16 · 8 answers · asked by Puiu 1 in Immigration

2006-11-23 19:46:51 · 21 answers · asked by Godb4me 5 in Religion & Spirituality

We found my little bandit! He was wearing a collar but no tags! He looks like a pure bred, even my vet says he looks pure bred! So my question is how can i find out? Are there blood tests, since we found him and didn't adopt him how can i be sure?!

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2006-11-23 19:46:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

I have it in one eye & am constantly juggling with 2 different perspectives & find judging how near people are to me a real hassle!
This is not a "Poor Me!" statement, I just want someone else's story, as it feels like I'm the only one on the Planet with this problem!!

2006-11-23 19:46:16 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

2006-11-23 19:46:15 · 6 answers · asked by zoomzoom 2 in Medicine

Is it when they follow my every move? Wanting to know what i do all day, and who i talk to? Oh wait, that is just my husband!

2006-11-23 19:46:13 · 13 answers · asked by Pardon Moi? 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-23 19:46:11 · 7 answers · asked by m-t-nest 4 in Cooking & Recipes

2006-11-23 19:46:09 · 8 answers · asked by Sara J 2 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-11-23 19:45:42 · 8 answers · asked by jonas_tripps_79 2 in Philosophy