Two weeks ago was my 40th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that
morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me .. As it turned out,
she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought,
well, that's wives for you, the children will remember..The children came in
to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was
feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Sara said, "Good morning, Boss.
Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I
worked until noon, then Sara knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's
such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch,
just you and me. " I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard
all day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go;
instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and
enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You
know, it's such a beautiful day we don't need to go back to the office, do
we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think
I'll go into the bedroom."
"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a
huge birthday cake...followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our
friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there...
on the couch...
Completely naked.
2006-11-23 19:50:59 · 26 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow!! wht a punch line!!
2006-11-23 21:52:44 · answer #1 · answered by Janey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Hahaaaaaahhaahahahahohohohohohohoheeeeehehehehe
2006-11-23 21:46:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gina had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was
constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally,Gina said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont .
Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit. Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still in mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties, and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."
2006-11-23 19:58:27 · answer #3 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
what a blundder.
hey u m sorry to hear this but its not funny at all u would have gone white-red #$%^&&***##@@^&*(&*&* to see ur wife and childern there...............
god bless u dear.
thanks for sharing i wish u a good and normal birthday next year.
2006-11-23 19:56:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's funny! Embarrassing too for the guy.
2006-11-23 19:52:57 · answer #5 · answered by Karen 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh my god, is this a true story, and wot did ur wife say?
hope she kinda laughed it off though
embarrasin but still funny
2006-11-23 22:34:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well done birthday boy.
2006-11-23 21:42:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i just don't believe it, tell me why did u have to tell everybody huh, is it not enough that you embarrassed me in front of the kids hu huh, oops so sorry wrong husband my apologies mwah
2006-11-23 20:53:32 · answer #8 · answered by dididdleydihi 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Embarassing B'day !!
2006-11-23 19:55:11 · answer #9 · answered by Svati 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol. Good one!
2006-11-23 20:58:31 · answer #10 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋