An American soldier, on the train form London to Liverpool, shared a compartment with two English brothers, one of whom was hard of hearing. They stuck up a conversation, and one brother said, "I say, yank, where are you going?"
"Liverpool," said the American.
"What did he say?" asked the hard-of-hearing brother.
"He said hes going to Liverpool. Tell me, yank, what brings you all the way to Liverpool?"
"I have a girl friend up there."
"What did he say?" asked the hard-of-hearing brother again.
"He said he has a girl friend there. She must be quite a girl if youll travel all the way just to see her."
"Ill say she is!" said the American. "She wears black boots with spurs, carries a whip, and indulges in every delight known to man."
"What did he say?" asked the brother who was hard-of-hearing.
"He said he knows mother."
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2006-11-23
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