All categories - 21 November 2006

I love the one where Boris The Bald Headed Accountant, waxes his head so much that the dragon who is chasing the princess gets blinded by the reflection of the sun off Boris's head and the dragon then falls into a big hole in the ground made from a complete absense of material.

The princess then falls in love with him, and they live happily ever after...Ironically all their children have LOTS of hair...

Brilliant.

2006-11-21 21:23:16 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 21:22:59 · 12 answers · asked by kyo h 1 in Philippines

I have had various relationships, 2 engagements even. But they always fall apart due to sex.
The problem is that i am extremely well endowed.. shouldn’t be a problem you think but it is, usually I can only enter in about a ¼ of the way which makes it unsatisfying for me and painful for my partner when I push for more!
I’m seriously considering surgery or something – otherwise I’ll have to write off relationships and turn to porn but I am a devout catholic so that would be terrible for me. (I’m already in enough trouble with the whole sex out of wedlock).

What can I do?

(pm me if you wanna hook up)

2006-11-21 21:22:58 · 27 answers · asked by omni 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-21 21:22:52 · 14 answers · asked by 21questions 4 in Women's Health

2006-11-21 21:22:50 · 7 answers · asked by Scott H 1 in Other - Europe

I've been sleeping with this married man for awhile now but i'm getting bored with him & we recently had a fight because he wouldnt divorce his wife....so 3 months ago i went to a pary and was drinking heavily and i slept with my distant cousin i dont know if the baby is my b/fs or my cousins...i dont want to take the risk of giving birth to a slow....or retarded child and i dont want anyone to find out i slept with my distant cousin should i get an abortion now?? or is there a DNA test i can take before the baby is born?

2006-11-21 21:22:44 · 18 answers · asked by @ubreY 3 in Singles & Dating

We met in December last year and the sex was mind blowingly awesome. He knew I was only in London for a year before my visa runs out. I told him over and over that I do not want anything beyond this year, and that we can have fun while I am here. He shows all the symptoms that he is in love with me and to top it off, it seems like he can't deal with it! He is nasty, sarcastic and a general as$hole..... i am tired of his sh1t, how shall I handle the last two weeks here?????

2006-11-21 21:22:26 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Hi there,
I would like to open a bank account in the UK but I don't know how to prove my address.
Indeed, I want to stay a couple of months in London but I will stay at my girlfriend's flat.
As I have no bills, which proof of address can I show?

Any suggestions are welcome.
Many thanks for your help!

2006-11-21 21:22:22 · 5 answers · asked by Ed 2 in Personal Finance

2006-11-21 21:22:17 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

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2006-11-21 21:22:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 21:22:00 · 13 answers · asked by melucknope 1 in Psychology

2006-11-21 21:21:54 · 8 answers · asked by jacob t 1 in Psychology

my new computer is installed with xp service pack 1, and doesn't have any good windows media programs, other problem is whenever I try to install windows media player 10, it just takes me to the update 11 page, it says that windows media player 10 has been upgraded to 11...problem again. I can't download windows media player 11 cause that requires xp service pack 2, and I only have 1 at the moment. so I know for sure that windows media player 10 only requires service pack 1, which i have. so please tell me how do i install it without it going directly to the windows media player 11 download?

2006-11-21 21:21:11 · 8 answers · asked by Mr. Lemons 4 in Software

2006-11-21 21:20:41 · 3 answers · asked by silentgal.. 2 in History

2006-11-21 21:20:35 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Search Engine Optimization

2006-11-21 21:20:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-21 21:20:02 · 3 answers · asked by mustafa f 1 in Languages

I suppose my mother was grown up with grandparent's love. As for her circumstances when she is a child, my grandparents have four sons and three daughters, and she is the youngest children.
For that reason, she has a lot of elder sisters and brothers, but I think she can't have taken all of their affections because her elder bothers are very older than her, so they must have had not enough time to care her. For an interesting instance, many of my cousins are approximately 18years older than me.
There home must have been neither wealthy nor poor. I think my grandfather might have mainly worked as a farmer and bred animals like chickens and pigs for incidental expenses. Even their home was not wealthy, they must have brought her up without any big financial problems, so her affections to her parents was highly large, and she therefore always worried about old her parent's health. When grandfather was dead, she cried like the home would be swept away.
IS THERE ANY GRAMMAR PROBLEM

2006-11-21 21:19:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

what are other ways to tell you are ovulating besides 14 days after yoru period or whatever. because what if u dont remember when your last period was exactly??

2006-11-21 21:19:38 · 6 answers · asked by mommy in january 1 in Pregnancy

2006-11-21 21:19:26 · 9 answers · asked by monaUK 5 in Other - Society & Culture

1) a travesty
2) a cesspool that 12 yr olds rule
3) an automated joke
4) a point gaming paradise
5) other

email yahoo now and tell them how angry you are that the decent people here are being over run by trolls.
(gee, i wonder how long before this is deleted...)

2006-11-21 21:19:25 · 14 answers · asked by read iculus 3 in Polls & Surveys

I mean the t.v still holds some charge in it once switched off,does this energy just disappear?

2006-11-21 21:19:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

Have you ever seen a guy with a thong hanging out of this jeans? What did you think? Would you ever buy you guy a thong?

2006-11-21 21:19:13 · 7 answers · asked by markleo1977 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-11-21 21:18:49 · 5 answers · asked by matthew w 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

OK, I just recently have a new boss as the organization structure changed and my ex-boss is transfered to other dept.

The problem is that he likes to back-stub me while talking with my new boss and as natural the new boss is pretty confuse. Most of the lies are not true and the way he describes my character could destroy my job at this company.

I couldn't believe his (ex-boss) character and what's the real point of doing this. Is it like that saying "the sour grapes" kinda thing?

You could imagine, I am happier with my new boss. But then again, how long it would be until he'll be poisoned by the dirts and change?

2006-11-21 21:18:35 · 3 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Careers & Employment

There are so many cases of teachers punishing kids too hard, being too rude...when we parents complain, our kids are singled out, exploited, given preferential treatment, less grades than the kids actually deserve...What's the solution to this? I am not saying all teachers are like this..some teachers are real gems..

2006-11-21 21:18:16 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Teaching

He's collected ever since he was a boy. He has action fiqures in their original packages, comic books, jewlry, pogs, and he draws. How much or where can I find out how much this stuff is worth? I want him to sell the stuff so we can get out of debt. he has his junk just cluttered at his dads house!! He's married with kids, don't you think he should give it up?? Please help!

2006-11-21 21:17:51 · 9 answers · asked by vetsmom_rgv 3 in Hobbies & Crafts

2006-11-21 21:17:29 · 24 answers · asked by jelly 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-21 21:17:19 · 8 answers · asked by adel e 1 in Egypt